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charby
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DMND!!!
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How high is the water, Mama?
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How do I get to the otter side?
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Where's the water
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I don't know. Something about animals starting to use modern materials and fears that the beavers will catch on.
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"Would you just look at this! Can't keep an even row if they tried."
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I have your sandbag. They is mine.
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All your sandbag are belong to us.
NANANANANA Can't see me !!
This looks nothig like the one I built here....
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Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
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Woodchuck levees it's wrath upon a sandbagging dike, film at 11
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DAM!!
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Beaver block!
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Chipmunks on the wire! Chipmunks on the wire!
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Quote from: Harold Tuttle on July 02, 2008, 10:51:15 AM
Woodchuck levees it's wrath upon a sandbagging dike, film at 11
That be a beaver, not a woodchuck which is another rodent.
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"Lemme tell ya, I love this Internet thing--I can jes order a dam and it arrives at my door in 2 days! No more gnawing wood for me, lemme tell ya.
Never did like that wood."
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Busy as a what?
Looks like the Ol' Buckster gets the week off...
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"Outsourcing?! WTF!"
There's a joke about NAFTA or unions or Bush's economic policies in there somewhere, but it's 2:00 am and I'm not feeling clever enough right now.
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"Hrmm... fine work, but I still prefer wood."
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Quote from: Charby on July 02, 2008, 06:02:39 PM
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on July 02, 2008, 10:51:15 AM
Woodchuck levees it's wrath upon a sandbagging dike, film at 11
That be a beaver, not a woodchuck which is another rodent.
I don't think it is a beaver. Look at the tail.
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Quote from: wmenorr67 on July 03, 2008, 03:41:13 AM
Quote from: Charby on July 02, 2008, 06:02:39 PM
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on July 02, 2008, 10:51:15 AM
Woodchuck levees it's wrath upon a sandbagging dike, film at 11
That be a beaver, not a woodchuck which is another rodent.
I don't think it is a beaver. Look at the tail.
Thats a beaver tail, just sitting funny in the picture. Woodchuck tails are 4" long and are hairy.
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Quote from: Charby on July 03, 2008, 03:59:05 AM
Quote from: wmenorr67 on July 03, 2008, 03:41:13 AM
Quote from: Charby on July 02, 2008, 06:02:39 PM
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on July 02, 2008, 10:51:15 AM
Woodchuck levees it's wrath upon a sandbagging dike, film at 11
That be a beaver, not a woodchuck which is another rodent.
I don't think it is a beaver. Look at the tail.
Thats a beaver tail, just sitting funny in the picture. Woodchuck tails are 4" long and are hairy.
I wasn't saying it was a woodchuck either. Just saying I didn't think it was a beaver.
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July 03, 2008, 05:14:46 AM »
"That's a fine dam, Marvin. But where's the stream?"
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That definitely is
not
a beaver! Beaver tails are long, flat and hairless.
Woodchuck.
I haven't a caption to offer this morning, though.
Or, maybe I do: "Beavers, schmeavers.
This
is a dam!"
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I know dams. I built dams. You, Mr. Sandbag, are not a dam!
How much sand could a woodchuck pound, if a woodchuck could pound sand.
If a woodchuck could pound sand, then a woodchuck could build a dam.
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