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Black Hole is now Racist
« on: July 10, 2008, 06:20:20 AM »
http://cityhallblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/07/dallas-county-meeting-turns-ra.html
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A special meeting about Dallas County traffic tickets turned tense and bizarre this afternoon.

County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to process traffic ticket payments and handle other paperwork normally done by the JP Courts.

Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections "has become a black hole" because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.

Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud "Excuse me!" He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a "white hole."

That prompted Judge Thomas Jones, who is black, to demand an apology from Mayfield for his racially insensitive analogy.

Maybe the guy heard "black a-hole" instead of "black hole". Who knows?

I just found this eye-rolling funny because of other terms that might now be off limits.
Black:
lab
flag
light
pearl
top
gold
and tan
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Re: Black Hole is now Racist
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2008, 06:21:12 AM »
Collapsed stars are racist?

Uh...
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Re: Black Hole is now Racist
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2008, 06:22:36 AM »
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Re: Black Hole is now Racist
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2008, 06:26:02 AM »
Looks like some people are being niggardly with their scientific knowledge...
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« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2008, 06:35:27 AM »
John Wiley Price makes Sheila Jackson Lee look sane.  I'm so glad I no longer live in Dallas County.
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« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2008, 06:36:02 AM »
You White Devils are on the run now!

After we reclaim space we will surround you!

White Devil Police=> police
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Re: Black Hole is now Racist
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2008, 06:36:36 AM »
Geez.

That judge is a dim bulb too, it appears.
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« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2008, 06:48:14 AM »
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John Wiley Price makes Sheila Jackson Lee look sane.
That does not begin to describe him.  The fact that he is alive is a testament to the truly astounding tolerance of the people around him.  He has more than once, on camera, been seen vandalizing cars (moving cars, no less), assaulting various members of the public, and spitting on DPD officers.
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Re: Black Hole is now Racist
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2008, 06:55:01 AM »
How does someone like that get to where he is?  sad
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Re: Black Hole is now Racist
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2008, 07:00:41 AM »
Ok, let's call them "negro holes" from now on Tongue

(since "negro" no longer applies to "black" people)
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Re: Black Hole is now Racist
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2008, 07:19:23 AM »
Ugh.  I can't stand this crap.
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« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2008, 07:24:38 AM »
Just a simple warning to everyone not to get too excited/indignant and post something that would incur my considerable wrath...
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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2008, 07:26:41 AM »
Quote from: dasmi on July 10, 2008, 06:19:23 AM
Ugh.  I can't stand this crap.

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Re: Black Hole is now Racist
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2008, 07:35:54 AM »
Too paraphrase Albert Einstein:

The most abundant elements in the universe are Hydrogen and Human Stupidity, but there is only a fixed amount of Hydrogen.

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Re: Black Hole is now Racist
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2008, 07:48:20 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on July 10, 2008, 06:24:38 AM
Just a simple warning to everyone not to get too excited/indignant and post something that would incur my considerable wrath...

Like a "We're leaving you to babysit Abby for the weekend" type of wrath or a "These @#*%* floppys won't stay lit" type of wrath?........   undecided
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« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2008, 08:16:08 AM »
Quote from: Dionysusigma on July 10, 2008, 05:55:01 AM
How does someone like that get to where he is?  sad
Dallas County's conversion from at large to single member districts.  This historic achievement was actually celebrated in a recent documentary on our local People's Broadcasting Service affiliate. rolleyes
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« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2008, 08:54:29 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on July 10, 2008, 06:24:38 AM
Just a simple warning to everyone not to get too excited/indignant and post something that would incur my considerable wrath...
can you give us an example of what it would take to incur your wrath so we don't?
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Re: Black Hole is now Racist
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2008, 09:25:09 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on July 10, 2008, 06:24:38 AM
Just a simple warning to everyone not to get too excited/indignant and post something that would incur my considerable wrath...
Can we incur a lower, not-so-considerable amount of wrath?  Pretty please...?
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« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2008, 09:37:41 AM »
Did you enjoy your wrath, Thompson?  angel
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Re: Black Hole is now Racist
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2008, 12:45:33 PM »
So, would your wrath burn really, really hot?  White hot?
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Re: Black Hole is now Racist
« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2008, 08:27:28 PM »
Be careful with that wrath, if you let it burn to hot it might explode outward beyond it's own gravitational pull only to collapse back upon itself causing a black hole.
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Re: Black Hole is now Racist
« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2008, 05:47:21 AM »
Does a white dwarf have a black hole?

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« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2008, 06:46:50 AM »
Two blacks making demands and humiliating a white guy because of their ignorance.
Are my facts straight?

I suppose us white guys is jus gwine roll ovah cause we's not really able tuh unnerstand.

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« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2008, 07:14:01 AM »
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Re: Black Hole is now Racist
« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2008, 07:31:18 AM »
Who knew all those (white-coat-wearing "!" ) scientists were racist pigs when they discovered that light couldn't escape the gravitational pull of those poor oppressed African-Universal Holes.
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