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In a bid to understand the impact of the wind produced by cows on global warming, scientists collected gas from their stomachs in plastic tanks attached to their backs.
The Argentine researchers discovered methane from cows accounts for more than 30 per cent of the country's total greenhouse emissions.
What do these esteemed scientists do with the methane gas so collected once it is measured? Wanna bet they do not release it into the atmosphere?
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I hereby plan to organize a group to fight this indignity:
Bovine
Executive
Emergency
Flatus
Action
Response
Team
Please forward forms needed to apply for charter/plankholder membership. Under separate cover I am sending you my bank account information as well asvarious credit card numbers and security codes - not sure which flavors of plastic you accept. My social security number is available, along with picture and
vita at most local Post Offices - see clipboard labled "Most Wanted".
stay safe.
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