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Jamisjockey
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Your mom sends me care packages
Live, from the maternity ward
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September 07, 2005, 06:47:20 AM »
I'm sitting in my wife's suite at the Matenity ward, we'll be having our daughter sometime in the immediate future. Modern technology is great, I've got her laptop hooked into thier unsecured network
I guess no more nervous pacing outside the room anymore!
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JD
The price of a lottery ticket seems to be the maximum most folks are willing to risk toward the dream of becoming a one-percenter. “Robert Hollis”
Greg L
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Live, from the maternity ward
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September 07, 2005, 06:56:59 AM »
I doubt that she would appreciate a live web cam feed though
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Congrats.
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Antibubba
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Live, from the maternity ward
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September 07, 2005, 08:42:46 AM »
Suggestion: Don't tap into any of the girlie sites right now-for some reason, a woman in labor won't appreciate your sense of humor.
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If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
El Tejon
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Live, from the maternity ward
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September 07, 2005, 09:12:21 AM »
Dear, look at this on E-bay!
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I do not smoke pot, wear Wookie suits, live in my mom's basement, collect unemployment checks or eat Cheetoes, therefore I am not a Ron Paul voter.
Jamisjockey
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Your mom sends me care packages
Live, from the maternity ward
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September 07, 2005, 12:20:21 PM »
Amelia Rae
9/7/05 1305 hours
6lbs12oz 19" Healthy and happy, mama ain't bad, considering.
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JD
The price of a lottery ticket seems to be the maximum most folks are willing to risk toward the dream of becoming a one-percenter. “Robert Hollis”
garrettwc
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Tell me what I want to know and the pain will stop
Live, from the maternity ward
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September 07, 2005, 12:23:46 PM »
Congrats daddy!
Keep us posted on the newest member of the Jamis Shooting Team.
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toro
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Live, from the maternity ward
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September 07, 2005, 12:30:28 PM »
One of the most beautiful blessings you can have, except maybe Grandchildren. We have a two year old Granddaughter and a two month old Grandson. After many years of waiting. Always teach her to say Please and Thank You it really impresses people. Grandpa says everyday I love that little darling.
Congrats:)
Mrs. Toro
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1 John 4:9
This is how we know what love is: Jesus Christ laid down his life for us.
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charby
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Live, from the maternity ward
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September 07, 2005, 12:52:49 PM »
congrats!!
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Pebcac
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Live, from the maternity ward
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September 07, 2005, 01:23:30 PM »
Congratulations!!
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Problem exists between computer and chair.
USP45usp
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Live, from the maternity ward
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September 07, 2005, 01:56:48 PM »
Congrats !
First to your wife (she did all the work
) and then to the new happy pappy.
Wayne
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Azrael256
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Live, from the maternity ward
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September 07, 2005, 02:06:51 PM »
Mazel Tov! Congratulations! Best wishes!
So this raises a question... what gun to give the little one for her birth?
Oh, and probably ought to give mama something for all that work. A nice Kimber, perhaps?
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Live, from the maternity ward
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September 07, 2005, 03:45:53 PM »
Congrats.
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grampster
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Live, from the maternity ward
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September 07, 2005, 04:01:46 PM »
YeeeeHawwwww, Happy Birthday, Amelia Rae!
Jamis, now you have 2 Swmbo's. heh.
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"Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it." G.B. Shaw
crt360
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September 07, 2005, 05:03:20 PM »
Congratulations on the new little one.
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For entertainment purposes only.
Preacherman
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Live, from the maternity ward
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September 07, 2005, 05:17:25 PM »
What? No instant online pictures?
Congratulations!
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Let's put the fun back in dysfunctional!
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Jamisjockey
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Your mom sends me care packages
Live, from the maternity ward
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September 07, 2005, 05:55:19 PM »
Unbelievably, I forgot the cable to upload the photos from her laptop.
What gun for a beautiful little girl?
Mama doesn't want anything that goes boom. At least she lets me have them.
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JD
The price of a lottery ticket seems to be the maximum most folks are willing to risk toward the dream of becoming a one-percenter. “Robert Hollis”
Larry Ashcraft
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Live, from the maternity ward
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September 07, 2005, 06:33:48 PM »
The little one looks pretty bored with the whole episode.
Welcome, Amelia Rae! (Hey, my oldest daughter is Diana Rae.)
Congratulations to the whole family!
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Nightfall
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Live, from the maternity ward
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September 07, 2005, 07:16:54 PM »
Congrats!
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Azrael256
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September 08, 2005, 05:02:45 AM »
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The little one looks pretty bored with the whole episode.
Nah, look at her daddy's face, and the way he's holding her like a porcelain doll. She hasn't been around a full day, and she's already got him wrapped around her finger... and she knows it.
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Felonious Monk/Fignozzle
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Live, from the maternity ward
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September 08, 2005, 10:28:31 AM »
Welcome, Amelia!
You're a lucky man, Jason.
Make sure you pamper mama with some flowers, roses, etc. in the next few days.
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