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Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« on: July 13, 2008, 03:17:28 AM »
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NEW CASTLE  A report of a family fight Wednesday afternoon in New Castle didn't turn out to be what police expected.

A nine-year-old girl called 911 after she awoke from a nap and heard her mother screaming. She went to her mother's bedroom and thought her mother was being attacked.

Turns out, her parents were just enjoying marital relations.

But the New Castle Police Department responded to the little girl's call, and even filed a report, noting "Mom and Daddy were involved in a romantic moment and daughter mistook them as fighting."

http://www.thestarpress.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080711/NEWS01/807110337

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Re: Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2008, 03:27:53 AM »
I guess dad found out how she got here nickname "Lassie" when she was in high school! grin
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Re: Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2008, 03:33:08 AM »
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Turns out, her parents were just enjoying marital relations.

Way to go, Dad..... Wink
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Re: Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2008, 04:01:17 AM »
Quote from: Sergeant Bob on July 13, 2008, 02:27:53 AM
I guess dad found out how she got here nickname "Lassie" when she was in high school! grin

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Re: Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2008, 05:11:16 AM »
Dad has serious bragging rights at the office, now.
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Re: Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2008, 08:55:23 AM »
Maybe the daughter heard daddy screaming.  shocked
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Re: Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2008, 09:23:24 AM »
Maybe threads like this should be started in a private forum? 
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Re: Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2008, 10:07:47 AM »
Quote from: fistful on July 13, 2008, 08:23:24 AM
Maybe threads like this should be started in a private forum? 

Nope....once the police and neighbors are involved, privacy goes out the window....  cheesy
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Re: Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2008, 12:55:01 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on July 13, 2008, 09:07:47 AM
Quote from: fistful on July 13, 2008, 08:23:24 AM
Maybe threads like this should be started in a private forum? 

Nope....once the police and neighbors are involved, privacy goes out the window....  cheesy

Did I miss a follow-up article? How/when did the neighbors get involved?
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Re: Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2008, 01:44:32 PM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on July 13, 2008, 11:55:01 AM
Quote from: seeker_two on July 13, 2008, 09:07:47 AM
Quote from: fistful on July 13, 2008, 08:23:24 AM
Maybe threads like this should be started in a private forum? 

Nope....once the police and neighbors are involved, privacy goes out the window....  cheesy

Did I miss a follow-up article? How/when did the neighbors get involved?

By now....ALL the neighbors know.....  cheesy
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Re: Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2008, 01:50:59 PM »
Had my best friend move out on me once because a girlfriend of mine was a screamer.

Never had the cops called, though.
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Re: Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2008, 01:58:05 PM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on July 13, 2008, 12:50:59 PM
Had my best friend move out on me once because a girlfriend of mine was a screamer.

Never had the cops called, though.

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Re: Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2008, 01:19:23 AM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on July 13, 2008, 12:50:59 PM
Had my best friend move out on me once because a girlfriend of mine was a screamer.

Never had the cops called, though.

Braggart......  grin
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Re: Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2008, 01:48:10 AM »
A buddy of mine and his wife stopped by his parents home.  He still had a key so they let themselves in.  That was when they found out two things.

1)  His early-sixties parents are still sexually active.
2)  His mom's a screamer.

They quietly let themselves back out.  His wife thinks this is hilarious. 
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Re: Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2008, 04:12:07 AM »
Quote from: BryanP on July 14, 2008, 12:48:10 AM
A buddy of mine and his wife stopped by his parents home.  He still had a key so they let themselves in.  That was when they found out two things.

1)  His early-sixties parents are still sexually active.
2)  His mom's a screamer.

They quietly let themselves back out.  His wife thinks this is hilarious. 

This is why you never let yourself into anyone's house unannounced. 

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Re: Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2008, 01:44:56 AM »
Quote from: mtnbkr on July 14, 2008, 03:12:07 AM
This is why you never let yourself into anyone's house unannounced. 


Yeah, he figured that one out.  He hadn't been out of the home all that long at the time and still thought of their house as his other home.  That little incident opened his eyes. 
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Re: Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2008, 04:33:53 AM »
They were just waiting for him to move out.
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Re: Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2008, 06:03:07 AM »
My youngest moved out less than 6 months ago, gotta love that empty nest feeling!!!
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