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Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« on: July 24, 2008, 05:41:30 AM »
From New Zealand. Not usually a fan of gov interference in people's lives, but in this case....  How jacked up are these parents? Especially the ones that named their kid "Sex Fruit"!?!

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http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/07/24/odd.names/index.html

 (CNN) -- A New Zealand judge has made a 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name can be changed from Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii, the country's national news agency reported Thursday.

Family Court Judge Rob Murfitt listed a series of unusual names that New Zealand parents had given their children, and said he was concerned that such strange monikers would create hurdles for them as they grew up.

"It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap," the New Zealand Press Association quoted the judge as saying.

Among the names Murfitt cited: twins named Benson and Hedges -- after a brand of cigarettes; Violence; and Number 16 Bus Shelter.

Some parents had named children after six-cylinder Ford cars, the news agency reported.

The Registrar General of Births, Deaths and Marriages said in a statement that it had rejected names including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi -- a staple food in Polynesian cuisine -- and Sex Fruit.

A lawyer for Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii said the girl is so embarrassed by her name that friends know her as "K."

Last month, an judge in the U.S. state of Illinois allowed a school bus driver to legally change his first name to "In God" and his last name to "We Trust."

But an appeals court in the state of New Mexico ruled against a man -- named Variable -- who wanted to change his name to a two-word phrase that contains a four-letter expletive and expresses opposition to censorship.
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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2008, 05:51:15 AM »
I wonder if 'Sex Fruit' is hot. cheesy

It'd be sad to be named a "Sex Fruit" and be an abominably ugly 400-lb monster.
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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2008, 06:14:18 AM »
The student body president of my high school graduating class was "Anita Dick."

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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2008, 06:17:58 AM »
I wanted to name Thing 2 Bacon Porkelina.  I had Thing 1 on board with that one. Cheesy

If she had been a he, I wanted to name him Bubba Cletus.

SWMBO was not amused.

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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2008, 06:25:13 AM »
The student body president of my high school graduating class was "Anita Dick."

My Super was Dr. Richard Head.
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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2008, 06:48:24 AM »
I did some work for a guy with the name Dick Shake.
I think I would have changed my own name it that was it.

Although my mother told me once that my father wanted to name me wolfgang when I was born. She put a stop to that. Thank god.
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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2008, 07:50:05 AM »
I went to school with Jack Goff, and I have the yearbooks to prove it.
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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2008, 07:52:07 AM »
Working in Family Court, I've seen some real winners...
The Gay brothers, Raymond and Benjamin (think about it...)
Princess Jasmin
Paradise Chevette Nickledodean
Sunkela
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Qurys (pronounced "Chris")
The Love brothers...
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Gee, wasn't I silly when I chose Michael and Thomas...I wanted the kids to be able to buy things with their names on them when they went to Disney World, etc.

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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2008, 07:56:02 AM »
I'd have to go back to a late 70's San Antonio phone book to verify, but I swear that there was a dude named Weldon Rumproast III.  Hopefully it was a prank, but perhaps some three generations of Rumproast men were passing that one down.  Don't forget the Hoggs, BTW...

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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2008, 08:03:36 AM »
Gee, wasn't I silly when I chose Michael and Thomas...

I work with a guy named Michael Hunt, who absolutly insists upon Michael, not Mike.  Can't say I blame him.

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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2008, 08:17:39 AM »
I will once again insist that I have TWICE encountered the name "Latrina" for a female.   shocked   I wish I was joking.
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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2008, 08:23:30 AM »
"Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii"Huh?

I'm not sure who's dumber, a judge who thinks it's his job to rename children, or the parents who made it necessary for the judge to rename their child.

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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2008, 08:33:25 AM »
There is a guy in phone book named Richard Head, and he's from Holden, Mass.
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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2008, 08:36:26 AM »
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I actually know a guy who is in medical school with the last name "Funk."  That one is supremely cool, and not child abuse, though.

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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2008, 09:55:02 AM »
"Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii"Huh?

I'm not sure who's dumber, a judge who thinks it's his job to rename children, or the parents who made it necessary for the judge to rename their child.
The parents.  Definitely the parents. 

By the way, IIRC Germany has an official list of acceptable names.
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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2008, 09:58:55 AM »
i really hate to say this, but....

i'm gonna have to go with the judge on this one.
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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2008, 10:01:37 AM »
"A lawyer for Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii said the girl is so embarrassed by her name that friends know her as "K."


That right there sounds like a pretty good indication that the girl is the one who is driving this name change, NOT the judge.
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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2008, 10:03:47 AM »
I used to work with a guy named Johnathan Thomas Long.  He chose to go by J.T.
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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2008, 10:24:03 AM »
Congrats on your 21st post, Mike. grin
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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2008, 10:31:15 AM »

True story: A number of years ago, an aspiring politician had his name legally changed to "None of the above". 


No, it wasn't Ron Paul.


I wish "None" was running for President this year.

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« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2008, 10:31:38 AM »
Congrats on your 21st post, Mike. grin

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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2008, 11:29:57 AM »
I have a lawn customer whose name is Dr. Payne, and he is a dentist.

My brother went to school with Jared Balls, and his father was named Harold.

The problem with my name is more subtle.  My first and last initials are B and O.  In elementary school, BO was short for body odor, and for some dumb reason, that was considered extremely funny at the time.

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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2008, 12:22:02 PM »
I have a lawn customer whose name is Dr. Payne, and he is a dentist.

My brother went to school with Jared Balls, and his father was named Harold.

The problem with my name is more subtle.  My first and last initials are B and O.  In elementary school, BO was short for body odor, and for some dumb reason, that was considered extremely funny at the time.
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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2008, 01:33:57 PM »
I have a lawn customer whose name is Dr. Payne, and he is a dentist.

My brother went to school with Jared Balls, and his father was named Harold.

The problem with my name is more subtle.  My first and last initials are B and O.  In elementary school, BO was short for body odor, and for some dumb reason, that was considered extremely funny at the time.

mean kids can turn any name into an insult. my name is liz. can you guess what my torturors called me?
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Re: Judge Backs Girl in Changing Embarrassing Name
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2008, 01:41:50 PM »
Janice? 
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