Author Topic: Just when you think human beings cannot make a more tasteless product...  (Read 5465 times)


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Too soon?

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I would think that a lot of women would find sliding down the decks of the Titanic romantic. My wife made me take her to the travelling Titanic display recently. I was thinking about ending my own life.

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I suppose it's better than a "Jump from the twin towers" bouncy ride...  undecided
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I'll see your Titanic slide and raise you NUKE THE GAY WHALES FOR CHRIST T-shirts.  shocked grin

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I suppose it's better than a "Jump from the twin towers" bouncy ride...  undecided
That would make a great Bungee jump theme.   angel
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Heh, there's one of those things here in San Diego, at some mall.

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I know what would complement this.....What about a "Branch Davidian Indoor Jungle Gym" complete with smoke generator?...
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I don't find it tasteless.  Just really, really dumb. 
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Why didn't the Titanic victims take a bath?

Because they washed up on shore!   shocked

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I'm surprised it's not a water slide..... angel
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
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I'm surprised it's not a water slide..... angel

Well, what could be next, a Kursk water attraction?

They put you in a tube and sink it, and then bring it up a few months later.

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That's actually kinda cool.

Beats my new German microwave that seats 6 by a long shot.

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How about an Auschwitz Disney park?

Nah. The food would be terrible.

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Why, oh why, didn't I take a picture of that neon Jesus clock?  Why, oh why, did my wife sell that blessedly awful monument to bad taste?   =(

I would put all your silly titanic slides and Auschwitz theme parks to shame. 
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Say, whatever happened to that fistful guy that used to post here?

He fell off that Titanic slide.
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Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.