R.I.P. Scout26
News to me.
I was always pleasant, friendly and within arm's reach of a gun.
If government is the answer, it must have been a really, really, really stupid question.
Hah! I'll just wear my everyday outfit: boots, jeans, flannel shirt, vest, and six-gun.
I'm going as myself. No costume can strike that much fear into people.
Well, you went as an animal, which is fine. But for your wife to go as something that animals eats...... Well, I'd think the implications would be obvious on that one.
That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.
I then sit real still with the candy bowl in my hands and scare the crap out of little kids. "Hey is he rea.." *head tilt and deep noisy breath as the lean in for a closer look* "AHHHHHH Mommy!!!!!!" This is of course to the older but still young enough to be scared by it kids. Younger kids I take the mask off so I don't scare them.
. . . My rule... no costume.... NO CANDY. . .
Last year, I think, I went to the local Graingers and the little pudgy guy that works there was all in tights with curly toed shoes and had a blue face. I said, "OK, what are you?" He says, "An Oompa Loompa." Ok, THAT was scary.
Last year, the skatetard from next door came over, in costume, with his younger siblings. He got offended when he didn't get any candy."Hey, you're old enough to smoke a cigarette (he was...), you're too old to trick or treat."
This would win candy. (TF2, if you don't play it.)
Our friends know that I call my wife "Yummyface," so they already know I find her good enough to eat.