The Monkey/Football one is used up here in Milwaukee too. Usually though I hear it in connection with someone riding a brand/make of motorcycle the other person is degrading. Monkey = Rider, Football = Fuel Tank.
Also, for boomers and gen-x it's common to hear people ask where the "Time (Tyme) Machine is?" Meaning the ATM, because the first ATM network in Milwaukee/SE Wisconsin, was TYME (Take Your Money Everywhere), I know in other regions people ask for the "MAC machine" (Money Access Center) or the "Plus Machine", but those from Milwaukee who slip up and say it elsewhere, it's funny because you get a damn funny look, like you're wondering where the DeLorean and Doc Brown just zipped off to.
Also in Milwaukee besides Monkeyleg's "Go by Walmart" example, is the use of "bubbler" for water fountain. Because progressive Milwaukee in the late 1800's/early 1900's was one of the first cities to have the constantly percolating public drinking fountains that "bubbled up" and didn't have a button or knob to turn.
And you don't notice it, but there is lots of that reverse syntax like "make out the light" or "It's over where the street bends the corner around" because of the heavy German and Polish immigrant background we have.