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tjy2001

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When you don't have a gun...
« on: October 20, 2005, 05:27:27 PM »
Use Coffee! Smiley

http://apnews.myway.com//article/20051020/D8DC0IH8B.html

BLUFFTON, S.C. (AP) - A would-be carjacker got quite a jolt when he picked the wrong car to try to steal, Jasper County deputies say. The suspect tapped the window of the car Wednesday morning with a gun and motioned the driver to get out, Chief Deputy Roy Hughes said.

The driver of the car had just bought a cup of hot coffee. So he slammed his door into the carjacker's legs, threw the coffee on him possibly burning the suspect's neck and face, and wrestled him to the ground, Hughes said.

A shot was fired during the scuffle, but no one was hurt. The driver managed to get the gun from the suspect and point it at him, Hughes said.

The suspect ran into the wood behind the store, the chief deputy said.

Deputies are looking for the would-be carjacker along with two people believed to be with him who drove off while the fight was going on, Hughes said.


Hmmm....If this was Mcdonalds coffee, could the victim be charged with assault with a deadly weapon? Smiley

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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2005, 07:27:13 PM »
That was a caf-fiend-ish thing to do...

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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2005, 07:54:54 PM »
Good thing it was coffee, or the criminal might have been tea-ed off.

How's that for a scaldingly funny pun, eh, Preacherman?
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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2005, 05:25:25 AM »
I wonder if the coffee gave him the  jitters , or would he have  grounds  for a lawsuit.
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« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2005, 06:39:51 AM »
Thanks! That story perc-ed me right up.
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« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2005, 07:15:26 AM »
Talk about mugging the mugger.

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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2005, 07:04:52 PM »
You guys are killin' me with the puns here.
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