Conversation last Friday evening at the Umber family's dinner table... a Christmas story to warm an anti's tiny, shriveled heart.
Mrs. Umber: I want something from Santa as an early Christmas gift.
Me: What, Dear?
Mrs. Umber: Something that shoots.
Me: But, Dear... Santa just brought you a Glock 17 and 4 extra mags. You like it better than your S & W .38 special don't you?
Mrs. Umber: Hrumph! That Glock's good enough for critters trying to kill my chickens, but I want something that SHOOTS.
Me: Shoots? Shoots what??
Mrs. Umber: Something big. I want Santa to bring me a Springfield XD .45 ACP.
Me: Have you been on the computer again?
Mrs. Umber: And extra mags. And plenty of practice ammo and a few boxes of the good stuff, as you call it. I've already called and Dan is holding an XD for me.
Me: (Rolling eyes) Yes, Dear. Of course, Dear. An XD.
Mrs. Umber: More chicken, Sweetie? Yes, here... take some more. I know you prefer rifles, but have you ever thought about getting a .44 mag revolver? A Ruger Super Redhawk maybe?
Me: Can't say as I have, no.
Mrs. Umber. Well, you should START thinking about one then. I like the low glare finish on that stainless and I like a double action. Don't you? Do you have loading dies and brass?
Me: Not yet, Dear, but it looks like I'll have them soon. (muttering to myself: I've created a monster!)
Mrs. Umber: Pie and ice cream for dessert, Sweetie?
Just so you folks know, I'm a dyed in the wool skinflint... but sometimes spending money is a good thing. After running a couple boxes of ammo through the XD and another box through the Glock, Mrs. Umber was all smiles. And that's what counts.
Wonder how that Redhawk's gonna shoot?
Umber