Author Topic: A phone to make nobody take you seriously ever ever again (Read 4557 times)

Manedwolf · « **on:** December 10, 2008, 02:24:59 AM »

Yes, it's real. It's a handset to plug into your cellphone, a plastic banana with a speaker and microphone.

Azrael256 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 10, 2008, 02:36:39 AM »

That's quite a-peel-ing.

Given my tendency for impromptu performances of that song at inappropriate moments, I might just need one...

Regolith · « **Reply #2 on:** December 10, 2008, 02:37:51 AM »

Ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone....

Edit: Warning, link contains NSFW language.

S. Williamson · « **Reply #3 on:** December 10, 2008, 03:03:53 AM »

Cellular, modular, interactivodular!

Fly320s · « **Reply #4 on:** December 10, 2008, 04:41:48 AM »

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just ringing me?

Nitrogen · « **Reply #5 on:** December 10, 2008, 05:01:34 AM »

I find that if people start taking me too seriously, all I have to do is open my mouth and that fixes THAT problem...

:rolleyes:

Don't care · « **Reply #6 on:** December 10, 2008, 06:16:59 AM »

The perfect gift for both Burt, and Ernie.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #7 on:** December 10, 2008, 08:01:23 AM »

A phone to ~~make nobody take you seriously ever ever again~~ show people you have a sense of humor and don't take yourself more seriously than you should. I'll take two, please.

Tuco · « **Reply #8 on:** December 10, 2008, 08:28:17 AM »

I want that.

bedlamite · « **Reply #9 on:** December 10, 2008, 08:33:49 AM »

http://cellfoam.com/

Tuco · « **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2008, 08:52:19 AM »

Quote from: bedlamite on December 10, 2008, 08:33:49 AM

http://cellfoam.com/

So noted. Thanks Bed la' mite

Harold Tuttle · « **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2008, 10:30:02 AM »

i was wondering what to get my wife for Xmas

I now wonder no more

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2008, 01:37:45 PM »

Quote from: Harold Tuttle on December 10, 2008, 10:30:02 AM

i was wondering what to get my wife for Xmas

I now wonder no more

I just had the exact same thought.

Headless Thompson Gunner · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2008, 01:42:25 PM »

But is it interactiveobular?

Physics · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2008, 01:48:16 PM »

Quote from: Regolith on December 10, 2008, 02:37:51 AM

Ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone....

OMG! I hate that song so much! In ARMA (Armed Assault) if you tk your buddies too many times, that song starts playing. I sucked at that game, sooo badly. Therefore, half the time I'd click the trigger, I'd die, and get sent to the banana phone brig. "Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring... banana phone..." My buddies would all laugh when I'd hit my push-to-talk button, they'd all hear it in the background.

Lee · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2008, 02:50:38 PM »

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i was wondering what to get my wife for Xmas

I now wonder no more

Can it be set on vibrate?

Physics · « **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2008, 03:22:23 PM »

Quote from: Lee on December 10, 2008, 02:50:38 PM

Can it be set on vibrate?

Why, yes, that is a banana in my pocket... bzzz bzzz bzzz

Monkeyleg · « **Reply #17 on:** December 10, 2008, 11:31:41 PM »

Reminds me of an old joke.

A guy walks up to the checkout lane in a supermarket. The clerk sees that he has a banana in his ear, and tells him.

"What?" the guy asks."

"You have a banana in your ear!"

"WHAT?"

"I SAID YOU HAVE A BANANA IN YOUR EAR."

The guy says, "you have to speak louder. I have a banana in my ear."

Devonai · « **Reply #18 on:** December 11, 2008, 12:12:20 AM »

It could be fruitful to produce it while giving someone the slip.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #19 on:** December 11, 2008, 01:27:11 PM »

Quote from: Monkeyleg on December 10, 2008, 11:31:41 PM

Reminds me of an old joke.

A guy walks up to the checkout lane in a supermarket. The clerk sees that he has a banana in his ear, and tells him.

"What?" the guy asks."

"You have a banana in your ear!"

"WHAT?"

"I SAID YOU HAVE A BANANA IN YOUR EAR."

The guy says, "you have to speak louder. I have a banana in my ear."

Yeah, that IS an old joke. A REALLY, REALLY old joke.

Tuco · « **Reply #20 on:** December 11, 2008, 01:59:37 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Tactical pants on December 11, 2008, 01:27:11 PM

Yeah, that IS an old joke. A REALLY, REALLY old joke.

Would a newer joke have more appeal?

Regolith · « **Reply #21 on:** December 11, 2008, 04:25:08 PM »

Quote from: Two Cold Soakers on December 11, 2008, 01:59:37 PM

Would a newer joke have more appeal?

No, but it might be punnier...

makattak · « **Reply #22 on:** December 11, 2008, 04:38:11 PM »

Quote from: Two Cold Soakers on December 11, 2008, 01:59:37 PM

Would a newer joke have more appeal?

<Groan> The puns are getting too thick here.

That's it!!! I gotta split.

SADShooter · « **Reply #23 on:** December 11, 2008, 04:49:23 PM »

This thread is ripe, no matter how you slice it.

Brad Johnson · « **Reply #24 on:** December 11, 2008, 06:13:37 PM »

Pretty slick, I'd say.

Brad

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Author Topic: A phone to make nobody take you seriously ever ever again (Read 4557 times)