In 2012, the most benevolent and beloved Barack Obama may be voted in as president yet again.
Trouble? Sure. End of the world? Not likely.
The Mayans were lazy. They decided that 700 or more was plenty. You see, dumb kids were probably in charge of writing those calendars. These interns, whilst taking a break and chewing coca leaves, came up with an idea.
"You know, dude, all we got to do is like, say, 'oh man, end of the world this year' and y'know, we got nothin' more to do. C'mon, man - do somethin' for posterity. Besides, those Toltec chicks are waitin'."