Toothy raccoon bit off manhood

[MechAg94]

http://bayourenaissanceman.blogspot.com/2009/01/doofus-of-day-153.html

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

By STAFF REPORTER

Published: 26 Jan 2009
A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

Hooray for Raccoons.  I guess wild animals know the meaning of self defense. 

I guess there are all sorts of people out there.  I have never in my life had that thought or known anyone who would say "When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun".  I've never even heard jokes like that about raccoons. 

I guess possum were too low brow for him.

[makattak]

I've said this many times:

Stupid should hurt.

And it functioned beautifully in this case.

[Desertdog]

It work also if a woman is raped that way.

[Harold Tuttle]

in soviet russia raccoon rapes you

[Bigjake]

in soviet russia raccoon rapes you

lmao 

[Gowen]

Must be some ugly women in russia to make a man want to do that.

[MechAg94]

Could he have been too drunk to realize it was a badger?

[Strings]

BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGER...

Sorry... someone had to do it...