Author Topic: college humor  (Read 947 times)

chefman

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college humor
« on: March 02, 2009, 09:54:32 AM »
I have a teenager looking at college soon and I ran upon this. Post more if you like
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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his
first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm
handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said,
"Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate." the young man replied
indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."

« Last Edit: March 02, 2009, 11:03:31 AM by chefman »
Just because you stepped in it don't mean you have to stand in it....just sayin'

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Re: college humor
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2009, 10:09:22 AM »
:)   If he didn't know how, it is a severe lack of education in the home growing up.
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Re: college humor
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2009, 10:59:28 AM »
:)   If he didn't know how, it is a severe lack of education in the home growing up.

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Re: college humor
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2009, 11:09:01 AM »
How many graduate students does it take to arrange the tables in a classroom into a square?

Nobody knows because the goal was never achieved.  =|
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