A fashionable curmudgeon

[Felonious Monk/Fignozzle]

So I'm needing to buy some clothes, having worn out or gotten tired of some of my older stuff.
I am pretty much a classics guy:
Polo shirts, button downs, pleated pants in khaki, navy, and olive.  
Rugby shirts in the winter.

Durn it, I cannot find for the life of me any good looking print polos.
I'm finding TONS of single-color or stripe stuff, but none of the nice print polos; for instance, black background, tropical leaf print; or the like.

I've run out of places to look.  I've checked (online) Sears, Penney's, Blair, Ralph Lauren, KingSizeDirect, and about a dozen other sites.

Anybody got a good lead on some FASHIONABLE print polo shirts?
FWIW, I need a 2x.

Thanks,
Fig

[TarpleyG]

Seems like Macy's down here in FL always has what you are looking for.  Maybethey have them near you.  The 2X tend to run small so buyer beware.

Greg

[Art Eatman]

Hey, no joke:  Try your friendly Goodwill store.  You'd be amazed at the new or nearly-new stuff people decide they don't want.  My wife's selling of a half-million bucks' worth of real estate last year doesn't mean she quit squeezing a nickel "until the buffalo shits", and she always looks like a fashion plate.

, Art

[garrettwc]

What about the local golf pro shop? They usually have stuff like that.

[charby]

check out Columbia branded stuff, Cabela's has a lot of their stuff

Charby

[grampster]

THe Territory Ahead.com

[Felonious Monk/Fignozzle]

Thanks for the suggestions. All were promising,  Art, I'll check out the surplus places including Goodwill.
Pro Shops, too.

I checked the online suggestions, and maybe it's just the fashion fluctuations, but everyone is selling solids these days.  

I guess by the time I catch on to a trend, it's already long out of style.
Although it makes it hard to find the clothes you want,  
I kinda LIKE it that way.

[Felonious Monk/Fignozzle]

...See, here's my thing about the stripes:
Vertical, oh sure...slimming, right?  Except that on my body, you get this "wave pattern".
Horizontal?  Think: Michelin Man.

Not happenin'.

I've got solids in about every color of the spectrum, some (white, navy, yellow) several times over.

Maybe I shouldn't give a rip, just wear what I've got and the public be darned.
My constituency isn't large enough to warrant a wardrobe update.
The ladies at WalMart and the guys at the Mayberry hardware store don't give a rip what I wear anyway.

[SADShooter]

They're more prevalent come summer, but I've gotten nice print polos from LL Bean.

[grampster]

Start a new trend, Figgy, start wearing  a caftan and wingtips.  I'll do it if you do.

[Preacherman]

Grampster, only if you do it during your next vacation at Key West.  I want to be there to see the reaction!

(And the speed of your getaway sprint... )