One of the fast food joints had a TV commercial that made me want to run through the wall. Touting an "any three items for five dollars" special, a guy at the counter note the price, asks for three items and says, "How much?" Countergirl says, "Five bucks." He says, "What about if I get (three other items)?" "Five bucks." He says, "OK, what if I get (three other items)?" "Five bucks." And so on, and so on...
ANY THREE ITEMS FOR FIVE DOLLARS, ahole! GOT IT?