I now get to use the the words...
Epic. Fail.
According to the Arkansas Democrat Gazette a young man of 19 attempted to hold up (rob, mug) a former police chief in a hotel bathroom. I think it said Vegas.
He attempted to make his escape in a taxi. In freaking traffic. Yeah, gonna go fast there.
There also happened to be a convention of 300 plus narc officers at the time.
Dipwad was apprehended.
That is all the blurb had.
I bet that was funny as hell to see.