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Zombie Survival
« on: April 30, 2009, 05:44:04 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on April 30, 2009, 02:39:42 PM
Okay this isn't a Swine Flu Zombies SHTF thread.

This one is.  Why limit our options?  Don't zombies have a lot of survival advantages?  If one became a zombie, through the Zombie Swine Flu, or any other means, what survival gear would one need? 
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Re: Zombie Survival
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2009, 05:46:14 PM »
A container for extra braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnsssssss so you don't run out en route to the next isolated farmhouse or shopping center.
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Re: Zombie Survival
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2009, 05:47:39 PM »
Don't forget small arms and artillery for defense against the uninfected.  =D
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Re: Zombie Survival
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2009, 05:49:48 PM »
Good shoes.

I'd definitely choose to be a rage zombie rather than a slow zombie.  Gotta run fast.

Zombies are always dirty, too.  I'd be sure to pack some hand sanitizer so when I'm gnawing on a fresh leg o' maiden I can clean up afterwards.  Even zombies get annoyed by flies trying to lay eggs in the leftovers from their meals.
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Re: Zombie Survival
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2009, 05:57:27 PM »
All in favor of Eating Mike Irwin's brain first say I. (where's the "I'm only half joking" smiley?)
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Re: Zombie Survival
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2009, 05:59:52 PM »
Starting off with a light appetizer, eh?   :angel:
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Re: Zombie Survival
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2009, 06:08:14 PM »
Quote from: fistful on April 30, 2009, 05:59:52 PM
Starting off with a light appetizer, eh?   :angel:

<zombie> Brai... Hey!  This one's empty!</zombie>
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Re: Zombie Survival
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2009, 10:13:35 PM »
Quote from: fistful on April 30, 2009, 05:44:04 PM
If one became a zombie, through the Zombie Swine Flu, or any other means, what survival gear would one need? 

A helmet.  And that's about it.


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Re: Zombie Survival
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2009, 10:37:01 PM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on April 30, 2009, 06:08:14 PM
<zombie> Brai... Hey!  This one's empty!</zombie>

FTW! =D
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Re: Zombie Survival
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2009, 10:47:48 PM »
Quote from: freedom lover on April 30, 2009, 05:57:27 PM
All in favor of Eating Mike Irwin's brain first say I. (where's the "I'm only half joking" smiley?)
How do you know he even has any brains? Seen any of his posts lately? He might already be the un-dead. :O
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Re: Zombie Survival
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2009, 07:24:41 AM »
Plenty of raggety clothes....can't have naked zombies running around the shopping mall, can we?....  :lol:

Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on April 30, 2009, 06:08:14 PM
<zombie> Brai... Hey!  This one's empty!</zombie>

Now, now.....Mike does have a brain....a nice, well-developed brain.....he keeps it in a jar in his closet....  =D
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