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Crush the Castle
« on: May 06, 2009, 09:39:16 PM »

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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2009, 11:36:31 PM »
*blink*
What happened?
What time is it?
On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2009, 12:10:23 AM »
dang you and your wasting of my time!!! =D

(note to self: don't build castle where you must stand atop a wooden pillar to protect yourself)

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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2009, 01:07:25 AM »
Oh you time wasting bastard...
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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2009, 01:29:30 AM »
Fun! Thanks for sharing.  =)
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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2009, 01:32:06 AM »
I was just going to knock down a few to see what it was like . . .
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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2009, 01:46:19 AM »
Meh.

I really have no love for video games any way.

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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2009, 03:51:26 AM »
Castle 17 and castle 21 took several tries for me.  :lol:

When you get to build your own castle there ought to be a limit on building supplies. All you have to do is build a castle that will collapse in on itself with the first shot and create a pile of rubble that won't budge. Ha ha.

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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2009, 08:25:03 AM »
Mmm, crush & kill.
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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2009, 09:23:27 AM »
Castle 25 took me forever.

I went on a run in the middle where it was one-shot kills for about 5 castles in a row, this included the one where you had to drop the rock down the hole in the center onto the lady's head.  Nothing but net.
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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2009, 09:37:19 AM »
fortunately for me, this didn't load up for me this morning, otherwise I would have likely been late for work....  :)
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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2009, 09:38:00 AM »
I played this all morning for about an hour, and then it spread amonghst my coworkers as they ambled in...
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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2009, 09:41:14 AM »
How do you get castle #24?  Argh!
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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2009, 09:45:21 AM »
Okay, I crushed it... I don't know how, but I did it.  Barely.
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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2009, 10:12:43 AM »
If you haven't wasted enough time on Crush the Castle go check out Arachnid Wars:

http://armorgames.com/play/3156/arachnid-wars

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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2009, 10:13:26 AM »
Got stuck on 21. Just couldn't get the King and Queen, flash is a touch weird on my machines, sometimes the animation is smooth and sometimes it isn't.
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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2009, 10:20:47 AM »
They should be using user-created castles in the game.
Insert them into the game ordered by difficulty. Measure difficulty based on how long it takes players to beat the level.

I want the game to go forever!!!!!!!

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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2009, 10:52:20 AM »
Trebuchet skills, i must add that to my CV
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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2009, 11:42:04 AM »
I thought it was a great game, it's like the opposite of the fun "stacker" game Armor Games has, but I finished it in about 30 minutes.  :|

The trick is to understand you don't have to wait to fling more rocks/bombs. If you hit the castle parts while they're still swaying, you knock them over easier, and they slide farther, killing more of the people.
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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2009, 11:57:47 AM »
Thank the Lord they block this site at work, or I'd get NOTHING done today.
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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2009, 12:36:56 PM »
You.... you... suck.

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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2009, 12:44:28 PM »
Thank the Lord they block this site at work, or I'd get NOTHING done today.

And that would be different from any other day you spend on APS.... how? :D
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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2009, 01:42:25 PM »
Such a waste to kill all those queens and princesses and maids-in-waiting.

Seems like a good opportunity for pillaging etc.
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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2009, 01:50:35 PM »
OMG!!!!


load this into the castle editor and test it


3~p_c:684.15,379.75|fl_w:693.35,346.65|ws_s:751.7,-402.25|ws_s:730.7,-402.7|c_k:1257.35,376.1|c_q:663.25,304.5|w_i:913.35,353.35|w_i:934.75,353.4|w_i:953.35,351.65|
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Re: Crush the Castle
« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2009, 02:27:28 PM »
Just couldn't get the King and Queen,

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