This is omniscient chicken. Pesonally, I like my chicken broasted.
Slightly off topic but did you hear about the couple that ordered Chicken Surprise at the local Oriental restaurant? Well the waiter sat the pot onto the table and the lady reached over to lift the top off when it suddenly lifted up and she saw two beady eyes looking at her. Then the lid dropped down. She cried out "Did you see that?" and her husband said, "See what?" She said "Lift up top and look at our food." He reached over to lift the lid and it suddenly lifted up and he saw two beady eyes looking at him. The top just as suddenly went back down.
He called the waiter over and asked what in the world was going on. The waiter asked. "What you order?. The husband said "Chicken Surprise." The waiter said, "So Sorry, I make mistake. I bring you Peeking Duck."