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Another start-up airline coming
« on: June 15, 2009, 05:44:24 AM »
Sounds like a winner.  ;/

www.petairways.com   An airline for pets only.

On the plus side, they are hiring.
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Re: Another start-up airline coming
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2009, 07:35:27 AM »
I see mega fail in their future.

(I noticed in the fine print they are operated by an existing freight company....)
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Re: Another start-up airline coming
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2009, 07:53:29 AM »
For me, that would've been useful as hell a few years back. Moving goats by renting a truck and towing a carrier sucked.
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Re: Another start-up airline coming
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2009, 08:05:49 AM »
I'm ashamed to admit that I'm so desperate for a job that I was this |...| close to sending them my resume as a mechanic.  =(

Upon further thought,
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Re: Another start-up airline coming
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2009, 11:40:21 AM »
Maintenance Chief:Dionysus, did you find the trouble with the fratzenspitzer?
Dionysus: Yessir--cat hair.  Again.
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Re: Another start-up airline coming
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2009, 01:33:11 PM »
They are using Beech 1900C's which are already in freight service.  That gives a new meaning to Freight Dogs.
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Re: Another start-up airline coming
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2009, 02:23:56 PM »
Could have used this a few months ago. Moving 5 cats via Grand Cherokee over three days and 1500 miles was not fun for me or the cats. Think 3 days of the Anvil Chorus done by cat yowl.

I also think it would've been considerably less stressful on the cats, too. They had to be recaptured and crated multiple times, positively freaking out each time. They still don't act right.
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Re: Another start-up airline coming
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2009, 02:40:28 PM »
Quote from: Parker Dean on June 15, 2009, 02:23:56 PM
Could have used this a few months ago. Moving 5 cats via Grand Cherokee over three days and 1500 miles was not fun for me or the cats. Think 3 days of the Anvil Chorus done by cat yowl.

I also think it would've been considerably less stressful on the cats, too. They had to be recaptured and crated multiple times, positively freaking out each time. They still don't act right.

Cats never act right, how were you able to tell a difference?
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Re: Another start-up airline coming
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2009, 03:11:54 PM »
Quote from: Parker Dean on June 15, 2009, 02:23:56 PM
Could have used this a few months ago. Moving 5 cats via Grand Cherokee over three days and 1500 miles was not fun for me or the cats. Think 3 days of the Anvil Chorus done by cat yowl.

I also think it would've been considerably less stressful on the cats, too. They had to be recaptured and crated multiple times, positively freaking out each time. They still don't act right.

A wok and some soy sauce would have solved/prevented that problem.
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Re: Another start-up airline coming
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2009, 03:17:20 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on June 15, 2009, 03:11:54 PM
A wok and some soy sauce would have solved/prevented that problem.

Wow, I never knew cats were partial to stir fry.

Do they prefer beef or chicken?

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Re: Another start-up airline coming
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2009, 03:36:14 PM »
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Could have used this a few months ago. Moving 5 cats via Grand Cherokee over three days and 1500 miles was not fun for me or the cats. Think 3 days of the Anvil Chorus done by cat yowl.

I also think it would've been considerably less stressful on the cats, too. They had to be recaptured and crated multiple times, positively freaking out each time. They still don't act right.
Yep moved mine from PA to florida that way.  Sucked for me, sucked for the furries.  They were pissed at me for weeks.

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They are the beef or chicken  =D
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Re: Another start-up airline coming
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2009, 07:35:20 PM »
I can just see Mommy greeting her Fluffy at, say, IAD and Fluffy is all covered in crap and yowling wildly, with bleeding eyes and ears. First Class indeed.

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