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Jupiter whacked again!
« on: July 21, 2009, 12:57:25 AM »
Jupiter was whacked again this morning, and on the anniversary of Shoemaker-Levy and the Apollo moon landings, no less.  Pretty neat stuff.

http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.cfm?release=2009-112

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Re: Jupiter whacked again!
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2009, 01:16:49 AM »
Better them than us!
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Re: Jupiter whacked again!
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2009, 03:14:19 AM »
I'm no mathemagician but it seems to me that Jupiter is 317.8 times more likely to get hit with something than Earth.
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Re: Jupiter whacked again!
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2009, 07:32:30 AM »
the odds are odd as the ellipticals focus on the sun
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Re: Jupiter whacked again!
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2009, 08:44:43 AM »
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on July 21, 2009, 07:32:30 AM
the odds are odd as the ellipticals focus on the sun

An eliptical by definition has two foci, so sayeth Mr. Kepler.  =) Aside from the sun, Jupiter masses just about everything else in the solar system combined, so even if it's not bringing asteroids or comets to their doom on the first pass, it sets up an orbital resonance that either ejects the offending flotsam and jetsam from the solar system entirely, or sets it up on an eventual collision course. It's the vacuum cleaner/dust mop of the Solar system.

Without Jupiter, Earth would get bombarded a lot more than it did/does.
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Re: Jupiter whacked again!
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2009, 09:02:44 AM »
Quote from: Nightfall on July 21, 2009, 01:16:49 AM
Better them than us!

Heck yeah. Stupid Jovians and their stupid extra moons!  :mad:

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Re: Jupiter whacked again!
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2009, 09:06:07 AM »
Quote from: Ben on July 21, 2009, 09:02:44 AM
Heck yeah. Stupid Jovians and their stupid extra moons!  :mad:

 :laugh:

If the Jovians complain about it, the nice thing is in any debate, since they live on (in?) a gas-giant planet, you can just dismiss them as having nothing to stand on.
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Re: Jupiter whacked again!
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2009, 09:32:37 AM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on July 21, 2009, 09:06:07 AM
If the Jovians complain about it, the nice thing is in any debate, since they live on (in?) a gas-giant planet, you can just dismiss them as having nothing to stand on.

Booo!  Hiss!  That was a HORRIBLE pun!

Wish I'd thought of it first! =D 
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Re: Jupiter whacked again!
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2009, 10:40:27 AM »
the darkside of the moon is our close in safety shield
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Re: Jupiter whacked again!
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2009, 06:49:22 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on July 21, 2009, 09:06:07 AM
If the Jovians complain about it, the nice thing is in any debate, since they live on (in?) a gas-giant planet, you can just dismiss them as having nothing to stand on.
That is the greatest bad joke in the history of ever.  =D
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