After Reforger '88 the Brigade commander called me into his office and said since I was Maneuver Damage Officer, I was get a driver and a guard (both armed with fully loaded 1911's with spare mags), go to the finance office and go back and pay off the local German's for all the damage we did.
Finance gave me over $3,000,000 in Deutsche Marks.
We were less then 6 hours from the Swiss border.
I looked at the Driver and Guard and said "Who wants to live is Switzerland for the rest of their lives as millionaires ?"
Since I'm NOT currently in Switzerland you can guess how it turned out.
The big suck part was since we were MP's had gone out early to do the prep/signs the routes and escort convoys. Then we were the last ones back as we had to do the same task in reverse. SO I was gone 3.5 months. Then as Maneuver Damage Officer, I spent another 2 months going around paying Germans. Almost 6 months away from home.