Author Topic: YOU MUST READ THIS BECAUSE IT IS ALL CAPS (Read 6405 times)

Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas · « **on:** December 14, 2009, 03:25:59 AM »

REAL MEN LEAVE CAPS LOCK ON ALL THE TIME, ESPECIALLY WHEN MAKING A WEB PAGE. ESPECIALLY WHEN THIS WEBPAGE IS SELLING SOMETHING. REMEMBER: IF YOU AREN'T USING CAPS LOCK, YOU AREN'T A REAL MAN. OR A REAL WOMAN. WHAT YOU ARE IS ONE LOWERCASE LETTER AWAY FROM HELL.
ADVERTISING? BAH. REAL MEN DON'T LOOK AT PICTURES, THEY LOOK AT THE CAPITAL LETTERS. WHY ELSE WOULD SMITH AND WESSON BE CALLED S&W? BECAUSE ONLY THE CAPITAL LETTERS MATTER. WHY DO WE CALL GLOCKS GLOCKS? BECAUSE GLOCK IS IN ALL CAPS. ANY BOOK WORTH READING WILL BE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS. WHY DO YOU THINK THAT, IN THE BIBLE, THE NAME OF GOD IS SOMETIMES IN ALL CAPS? BECAUSE IT IS IMPORTANT.
REPENT AND USE CAPS LOCK! LEARN CAPS LOCK AND YOUR LIFESTYLE WILL IMPROVE, FRIENDS AND GROUPIES WILL FLOCK TO YOU, AND YOU WILL FINALLY BE RESPECTED IN YOUR COMMUNITY. THIS IS THE POWER OF CAPS LOCK.
AND REMEMBER: NOTHING FALSE CAN BE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.

PTK · « **Reply #1 on:** December 14, 2009, 03:33:20 AM »

TL;DR

RaspberrySurprise · « **Reply #2 on:** December 14, 2009, 03:46:21 AM »

HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE.

Regolith · « **Reply #3 on:** December 14, 2009, 03:47:49 AM »

seeker_two · « **Reply #4 on:** December 14, 2009, 06:25:55 AM »

Could someone remind me how to cyber-pimp-slap someone?....a lot of someones?....

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #5 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:31:05 AM »

WELL YOU CAN'T DO IT WITH LOWER-CASE LETTERS, PANSY!

FISTFUL SAVALAS IS A STINKING LIBERAL! TRUE, SANCTIFIED BELIEVERS USE EXCLAMATION POINTS!

Ex-MA Hole · « **Reply #6 on:** December 14, 2009, 08:19:13 AM »

Y'all need a tad bit less coffee....

Monkeyleg · « **Reply #7 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:38:24 AM »

Stop shouting. I have a headache.

AJ Dual · « **Reply #8 on:** December 14, 2009, 10:15:54 AM »

Â¿ɯǝ1qoɹd sıɥʇ buıʌɐɥ ǝs1ǝ ǝuoʎuɐ .ɐı1ɐɹʇsnɐ uı ǝʌı1 ı ʎɐs sǝɔuǝɹǝɟǝɹd ʎɯ puɐ ʎ1ʇɔǝɹɹoɔ buıʎɐ1dsıp ʇou s,ʇı .ʍou ʇɥbıɹ ɯnɹoɟ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝ1qnoɹʇ buıʌɐɥ ɯ,ı

Ben · « **Reply #9 on:** December 14, 2009, 10:21:56 AM »

lEAve $5000 iN a bROWn pAPeR bAG oN tHE cORNer oF 5tH aND MAiN oR yoU'LL nEVEr sEE aPs aLIVe aGAIn.

Jocassee · « **Reply #10 on:** December 14, 2009, 11:23:19 AM »

Let me guess...you visited the Classic Arms website?

Hawkmoon · « **Reply #11 on:** December 14, 2009, 12:15:23 PM »

Quote from: Droop the Unfathomable on December 14, 2009, 07:31:05 AM

TRUE, SANCTIFIED BELIEVERS USE EXCLAMATION POINTS!

Like the people who do the covers and table of contents pages for all the gun magazines, you mean. Where every article has to have an exclamation point after the name to show how earth-shatteringly important it is.

"Remington Announces New .22 Caliber Blank Cartridge!" (Like ... WOW!)

sanglant · « **Reply #12 on:** December 14, 2009, 12:20:01 PM »

Quote from: Monkeyleg on December 14, 2009, 09:38:24 AM

Stop shouting. I have a headache.

HEY!!!!! THAT'S MY LINE

jackdanson · « **Reply #13 on:** December 14, 2009, 03:45:19 PM »

no way all lowercase with no punctuation is the way to go im so cool i dont care enuf about u guys to reach over and touch the shift key and that period is all the way down on the lower right of my kboard

Tallpine · « **Reply #14 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:08:49 PM »

Tha mi a'smaoineachadh gu bheil thu amadan!

Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas · « **Reply #15 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:23:28 PM »

Quote from: Cmdr. Gravez0r on December 14, 2009, 11:23:19 AM

Let me guess...you visited the Classic Arms website?

YES. AND GUNBROKER. EVEN THE BLOODY USERNAMES OF SOME OF THE SELLERS ARE IN ALL CAPS, ALONG WITH AUCTION TITLE AND ALL DESCRIPTIONS THEREIN.
ONE COULD MAKE A FORTUNE TEACHING GUN SHOP OWNERS TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.

sanglant · « **Reply #16 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:26:03 PM »

the caps lock keys are gone from those keyboards, the owners thought they were something like trigger locks and pried them off

Brad Johnson · « **Reply #17 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:29:23 PM »

bah real mean do it all lowercase and dont use punctuation or grammar or spel chek or anything so get off your high hors and get real and stop telling us other rel men how we should be men cuz yur a weeny and stuff

Brad

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #18 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:45:50 PM »

WELL, MAYBE, SINCE SO MANY COMPLAIN ABOUT MY LACK OF SHIFTING, I SHOULD JUST SWITCH TO THIS THEN.

WHAT DO YA'LL THINK?

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #19 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:49:13 PM »

I WISH YOU PEOPLE WOULD SPEAK UP I CANT HEAR U!!

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #20 on:** December 14, 2009, 05:10:16 PM »

Quote from: Droop the Unfathomable on December 14, 2009, 04:49:13 PM

I WISH YOU PEOPLE WOULD SPEAK UP I CANT HEAR U!!

who's turn is it to fix granpa's hearing aid?

NOT ME!!!

Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas · « **Reply #21 on:** December 14, 2009, 05:30:28 PM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on December 14, 2009, 04:45:50 PM

WELL, MAYBE, SINCE SO MANY COMPLAIN ABOUT MY LACK OF SHIFTING, I SHOULD JUST SWITCH TO THIS THEN.

WHAT DO YA'LL THINK?

YES. THIS IS GOOD. MAKE IT YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION TO USE NOTHING BUT CAPITAL LETTERS FOR 2010.

Quote from: sanglant on December 14, 2009, 04:26:03 PM

the caps lock keys are gone from those keyboards, the owners thought they were something like trigger locks and pried them off

Gewehr98 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:20:07 PM »

Quote

WELL, MAYBE, SINCE SO MANY COMPLAIN ABOUT MY LACK OF SHIFTING, I SHOULD JUST SWITCH TO THIS THEN.

WHAT DO YA'LL THINK?

Whoa, wait!

You DO have a functional shift key, after all?

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #23 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:22:01 PM »

Quote from: Gewehr98 on December 14, 2009, 09:20:07 PM

Whoa, wait!

You DO have a functional shift key, after all?

Oh, THATS what that thing was. Who'd of thunk it?

grey54956 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:44:36 PM »

LOUD IS GOOD!!! BE LOUDER WITH CAPS LOCK!!!

LOUD!!!

ALL THESE CAPS LOCK LETTERS MAKE ME WANT TO BUY SOMETHING - FAST CAR, MAYBE SNOWMOBILE, OR HOWITZER - LOUD!!! AND DRINK BEER!!! MAN IS LOUD!!! BE LOUD LOUDER LOUDEST!!!

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Author Topic: YOU MUST READ THIS BECAUSE IT IS ALL CAPS (Read 6405 times)