How do deal with a coworker...

[XLMiguel]

M1 Mag - you fergot lowering his chair one turn each day.  Pull the plug from his phone but leave it in teh slot, but not fully seated, same with his network connection.  

Or, be an adult,  take the high road, gather up fellow workers with similar complaints, and confront him or complain to his supervisor en masse, or both.

[K Frame]

"mtnbkr had the best solution."

He won't think it's such a great solution tonight when I get his daughter wound up beyond all recognition and then drive myself home, leaving him to deal with her.

The only problem is that Mrs. Mtnbkr will bear the brunt of a lot of it, as well. Collateral damage is unfortunate, but unavoidable at times...

[mtnbkr]

That's ok, you won't get out of there without a few knocks.

Chris

[K Frame]

"That's ok, you won't get out of there without a few knocks."

OK, I'll rephrase...

"...when I get his daughter wound up beyond all recognition and then drive myself to the hospital..."

[bermbuster]

I think as in Kiwi the shoe polish, use a matching color to the phone.

Cool!  Never heard of that.

[Guest]

1) have a box of KY delivered with a Kazoo.

2) call one of them strippers that come in and so a slow strip tease to music. the one I used only went to undies and in good taste.

Yes I have done this to bosses, co-workers and such. Sometimes to shut them up and embarass them all to hell. Sometimes in fun.

The obnoxious guy nobody liked - was too embarassed to stay after his Kazoo and what he could do with it- and left.

Pictures of the obnoxious guy with a stripper - well he was so busy trying to explain and dealing with domestic problems - he became real quiet, mousey,and if caught the light just right could see the lease marks . Wife set him down and had a talk.

Life was better before PC and Sexual Harrassment crap...we dealt with it.

Mousy never again hit on another women after his wife showed up to his B-day lunch...not as cool and sexy when the wifey was there...and she laughed at this stripper deal, she was a good sport...just Studley...was a wuss.

One of old customers was a ...err...Madame. Cool lady. High Dollar Escorts. Anyway, if you have a guy that is a gift to women, have this escort hit on him.  I mean she hit on him hard and was a looker. He turned to putty and never hit on gals in that setting again.  

Interesting folks. Facinating business.  I mean $2k just for a good looking lady to accompany a guy to a business function so it "appeared" he had a trophy wife. No sex...just escort and have all the ettiqute skills and social graces.



Tacky is good.