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Ok, someone's got to do it. Are you a roller or a wadder?
« on: January 18, 2006, 07:08:10 PM »
Since things have been going downhill today regarding the TP thread, SWMBO suggested this one.  Do you wad it up?  Or do you roll it up around your hand?
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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2006, 07:14:19 PM »
Neither.  I'm a folder.  Two to three folds total, depending on quality/thickness.


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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2006, 07:19:49 PM »
Since I didn't hit the other thread, I'm an over the top guy.

And also a folder.
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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2006, 07:20:51 PM »
Roller.

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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2006, 07:25:12 PM »
Folder.  I fold it "long" then get a second fold out of it Smiley.

Although...since the macerator pump on my motorhome's septic system really isn't supposed to take TP, I've switched to high-grade kitchen "Bounty" type rolls.  One sheet folded twice makes a nice square.  Then stuff it in a ziplock freezer baggie and when it's getting full, time to throw it out Cheesy.

There's this special "RV compatible" TP that's supposed to totally shred itself at the first hint of water but it's both expensive and diiiisgusting.  Good ol' Bounty is WAY better Cheesy.

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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2006, 10:58:27 PM »
folder...

Yea, we had to go to "septic safe" TP here ourselves. The wifey is none too happy. Interesting sidenote(?) The TP industry has a term for the diiiisgusting results Jim mentions. The correct terminology would be to say that the paper has "poke through problems". One of those things I didn't really need to know, but I do. shocked
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« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2006, 01:15:43 AM »
Dudes, you spend way too much time thinking about this stuff!

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« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2006, 01:23:54 AM »
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Dudes, you spend way too much time thinking about this stuff!
Hey, we're GUYS.  Its what we DO!  But if talking about TP upsets you, I suppose we could talk about CORN! Cheesy

Oh.  Folder.  Orientation on the roller is futile.  All will be used! /Borg
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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2006, 06:45:00 AM »
Folder. More economical.

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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2006, 06:56:25 AM »
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Dudes, you spend way too much time thinking about this stuff!
What do you mean? This is IMPORTANT stuff! Tongue
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« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2006, 06:57:26 AM »
Over the top wadder here.

Though I prefer corncobs.

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« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2006, 07:11:12 AM »
You're all barbarous heathens. Haven't any of you ever heard of a bidet? Tongue

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« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2006, 07:13:00 AM »
PS -- Anybody left-handed and used your left hand to eat in a Moroccan restaurant?? It's fun to gross out the waiters.
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« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2006, 09:10:40 AM »
What's worse is an arabic water closet.  Gotta love the louvered porcelian foot pads.   I remember the first time I had to use one.  Peaked in, plugged nose and ran the other direction.  

Hole in the floor and water hose on the wall.  That's about it.  I'll keep my Western pot for sure.  Smiley

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« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2006, 09:14:51 AM »
heh, heh, I just love goin' fishin at the APS fishin' hole.
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« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2006, 10:31:33 AM »
I bet Mike Irwin has a bidet.

I don't know if I fold or wad, never pay attention what I do, other than the catalog I am reading.

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« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2006, 10:58:47 AM »
I stand corrected.  I'm not a roller but a folder.........Smiley

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« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2006, 11:33:52 AM »
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I stand corrected.  I'm not a roller but a folder.........
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« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2006, 03:59:48 PM »
I roll it around my hand, then take it off and put it in my hand.
Bad things happen if you just go in with it rolled around the hand...
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« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2006, 04:35:20 PM »
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I roll it around my hand, then take it off and put it in my hand.
Bad things happen if you just go in with it rolled around the hand...
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« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2006, 06:09:56 PM »
Actually.................

I tend to roll when the product is free and off the holder.   If its placed on the holder then I am a folder.  

I'm so confused...............LOL

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« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2006, 07:53:57 PM »
Bah!  

I usually just run outside and drag my ass on the ground a couple of times...

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