"Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)

[roo_ster]

The quality of the opposition to the GOP in Congress.  I wish I were making this up.  Kudos to the .mil man who didn't jump over the table and wring the neck of Cynthia McKinney's replacement in the House of Representin'.

I think a mildly modded quote from Trainspotting is appropriate:

It's S**T being Scottish Republican! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the f***ing Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever s**t on civilization. Some people hate the English Democrats. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized beaten by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture party to get colonized beat by. We're ruled by effete a**holes. It's a s**t state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any f***ing difference!

http://hotair.com/archives/2010/03/31/dem-congressman-if-guam-gets-too-overpopulated-it-might-tip-over/

[AZRedhawk44]

Wow.

I feel dumber for having listened to him.

I'll have to remember to take an extra bath if I ever drive through whatever part of the country elected him.

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[Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas]

 
I always thought California would tip over into the ocean for that reason. It's got this fault thingy that goes up - and what comes up must go down.

[Inor]

That poor Admiral!  Everybody laughed at Dan Quayle and some of the things he said.

What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

Yes Mr. Vice President, you are man of more wisdom than anybody gives you credit for.

[RoadKingLarry]

Brought to you by the same voters that gave us Cynthia Mckinney.

His staff has stated that he was trying to be funny .

[AmbulanceDriver]

OK.  new rule.  policritters have to have an iq of at least room temperature in order to run.  oh and same for voters.

[bscl]

Brought to you by the same voters that gave us Cynthia Mckinney.

His staff has stated that he was trying to be funny .

After listening to him trying to describe how small Guam is, it doesn't matter if he was (unsuccessfully) trying to be funny. 

[TechMan]

I am speechless in how many people just lack common sense and IQ.

[kgbsquirrel]

OK.  new rule.  policritters have to have an iq of at least room temperature in order to run.  oh and same for voters.

How about a moral and ethical aptitude test instead?

[Perd Hapley]

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[Sergeant Bob]

   
"Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?"

Yes Francis, if Guam tips over, it will definitely capsize. 

I heard the sound bite on Rush today and he (Rush) was a bit sympathetic for the guy because of his health. Hepatitis C I think it is?

However, I can think of no good excuse for someone of such diminished capacity still warming (barely) a seat in Congress.

[Waitone]

See!  See!  An idiot with a well paying job.

[Bigjake]

Alright, to preface this comment, I practically grew up in Savannah at my aunts place...


WE NEED TO REANIMATE SHERMAN AND SEND HIM BACK TO WHATEVER DISTRICT VOTED FOR THESE TARDS!  KILL IT, WITH FIRE!


There,  I feel better.

[Scout26]

Wow,  Some of my Brain Cells were jumping out of my ears to go choke that moron out.

[makattak]

There is only one response to this:

"Rep. Johnson, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "

[Mabs2]

There is only one response to this:

"Rep. Johnson, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "

Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

[makattak]

Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

I hate the fact that I like that movie. I just feel dirty. (Happy Gilmore, however, I'm quite happy to like.)

[KD5NRH]

Brought to you by the same voters that gave us Cynthia Mckinney.

Well, they had to go way downhill after Crazy Cooter.

[Mabs2]

I hate the fact that I like that movie. I just feel dirty. (Happy Gilmore, however, I'm quite happy to like.)

I like most of his movies.  Why not like them?

[Perd Hapley]

Well, there's one with Drew Barrymore.  Yuck.

There's Big Daddy, which was pretty lame.  

The Zohan explored new heights in cinematic wrongness, etc.

I kinda wish he had stopped after Gilmore.  

[makattak]

Well, there's one with Drew Barrymore.  Yuck.

There's Big Daddy, which was pretty lame.  

The Zohan explored new heights in cinematic wrongness, etc.

I kinda wish he had stopped after Gilmore.  

Sounds like my thoughts as well. Except I like Billy Madison, to my shame.

[Perd Hapley]

I think I prefer Madison to Gilmore, mostly for the classic quotation above.  But also for Chris Farley, Norm MacDonald, and Steve Buscemi was entertaining.  Mostly, though, it's just all about the Bridgette Wilson.   

[sanglant]

you don't like the fizzy bubble? blasphemer.

[Mabs2]

Gilmore is probably my favorite of his, with maybe second place a tie with Madison and Mr. Deeds.  Big Daddy was ok, and I still haven't seen Zohan.

[Viking]

OK.  new rule.  policritters have to have an iq of at least room temperature in order to run.  oh and same for voters.

+eleventybazillion!