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Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2010, 07:47:05 AM »
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See!  See!  An idiot with a well paying job.

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Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2010, 07:54:41 AM »
If Guam were to tip over, would it be fistful's fault?
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Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2010, 09:07:28 AM »
Wrenching this back OT:     "Suppose you are an idiot, and suppose you are a congressman.  But I repeat myself."  (Samuel Clemens)
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Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2010, 09:30:39 AM »
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Wrenching this back OT:     "Suppose you are an idiot, and suppose you are a congressman.  But I repeat myself."  (Samuel Clemens)

So, suppose you are Samuel Clemens, and suppose you are Mark Twain... =D
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Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2010, 10:16:12 AM »
Quote from: Viking on April 02, 2010, 07:54:41 AM
If Guam were to tip over, would it be fistful's fault?

Yes it would be fistful's fault.  I also heard that he put the Guam tipping over thought into the congresscritter's head.  =)
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Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2010, 10:52:22 AM »
You have to admit, it could happen.  Even a congressman agrees with me on that.
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Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2010, 05:38:17 PM »
Quote from: Sergeant Bob on April 02, 2010, 09:30:39 AM
So, suppose you are Samuel Clemens, and suppose you are Mark Twain... =D
must be hard to be 2 people, being one is going to kill me. [tinfoil]


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oh that's a joke, it'll kill us all at some point. ;)
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Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2010, 07:26:31 PM »
This man gives me hope.  If he can get a position in Congress, then I can do anything.
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Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2010, 10:38:03 PM »
Quote from: fistful on April 01, 2010, 11:02:01 PM
Well, there's one with Drew Barrymore.  Yuck.

There's two, actually.  The Wedding Singer and 50 First Dates.
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Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2010, 12:33:03 AM »
Quote from: makattak on April 01, 2010, 09:32:30 PM
There is only one response to this:

"Rep. Johnson, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "

Amen, brother.

I really have to award the admiral style points for barely cracking even a hint of a smile when he responded to that litany of idiocy. I could be all in favor of people electing the idiots they deserve, if it were only at a local level. When people in another part of the country impose idiocy such as that on matters that affect me, I am upset.
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Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2010, 12:37:52 AM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on April 03, 2010, 12:33:03 AM
When people in another part of the country impose idiocy such as that on matters that affect me, I am upset.

Meh.  I'm just glad he's not from my state, or district.  'Course Lacy Clay and Claire are no prize pigs, but so far I haven't heard them say anything on that level of dumb blond.  Speaking of which, this makes "I can see Russia from my house" sound like Plato.  Oy vey. 
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Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2010, 11:38:33 AM »
He's an idiot, but probably less dangerous than what we have in Michigan:  Sen. Levin, Sen. Stabenow (Lenin and StabUnow)  Levin's brother who got Charley Rangel's job, and Rep. "Red" Conyers who's wife just got sent to the federal pen for corruption as a Detroit councilman, and Bart Stupak.
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Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2010, 07:50:54 PM »
Quote from: fistful on April 03, 2010, 12:37:52 AM
Speaking of which, this makes "I can see Russia from my house" sound like Plato.  Oy vey. 

Sarah Palin never said it.  Whatshername on SNL said it.
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Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2010, 08:01:50 PM »
Kudos to the Admiral for keeping a straight face. You can see him fight back a smirk if you watch closely enough.  :laugh:
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Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2010, 10:34:38 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on April 03, 2010, 07:50:54 PM
Sarah Palin never said it.  Whatshername on SNL said it.

You mean Tina Fey?  I know, I'm a big fan of both those ladies.  Even so, Sarah Palin could have said that, and the Africa-is-a-country thing, and still be on a whole other level of explosive genius than this warm body they've got in that Congressional seat there.   :facepalm:
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