Gov't Employee Joke

[roo_ster]

All apologies to the gov't workers busting their humps.  Both of them.  <rimshot>


http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=YzU3ZTM1ZGUxZjcwZTczZmQyMGI0MGFhNGM3NzljZGM=

Four men demonstrated how smart their cats were. The engineer's cat took pencil and paper and drew a circle, a square and a triangle. The accountant's cat divided a dozen cookies into four equal piles. The chemist's tabby poured a glass of milk without spilling a drop. And the government employee's fat cat? He ate the cookies, drank the milk, wee-weed on the paper, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers compensation then went home the rest of the day on sick leave.

[Ben]

I claim one of the two slots!!!  

That reminds me of an old joke we told when I was in the oil patch:

A lawyer, an engineer, and an oilfield worker were each put in an empty room for five minutes with four perfectly round steel balls. They were told to do something with the balls in that time.

The lawyer placed all four balls in a row in the center of the room. The engineer placed one ball in each corner of the room. The oilfield worker broke one, lost one, and took two home in his lunch box.  

[SADShooter]

State employee here, playing with Federal tax dollars. My hump's already busted.

BTW, I'd see an improvement if the cat could replace some people I interact with.

[HankB]

The title of this thread ("Gov't Employee" followed by "Joke") is a redundancy.