Sorry, but you're wrong about the Bacon Ranch Tortada. The tortada you ate has 30 more calories and 490 more milligrams of sodium than the Double Down. It does have 8 grams less of fat, though. (570/24/1870). That's the whole point I was making above--people eat a ton of food that makes them feel superior to the Double Down, when it's actually worse or about as bad as it.
Wow - ya learn somethin' new every day.
And that's a little scary, frankly - that the Tortada is WORSE for you than a sandwich consisting solely of fried chicken, bacon, cheese, and whatever's in the sauce. Yikes.
I'll grant that I didn't care enough beforehand to check the nutritional listings myself, but then, I don't go to Taco Bell for healthy food, so...