I think I've found a new service for IT geeks.
Fake hold music and announcements for various common technology companies.
Boss comes up, and you have...
We're sorry, your call is very important to us here at Microsoft/Oracle/Dell/SAP/AT&T/HP/Apple, please stay on the line, and your call will be answered in the order it was received. ...on your speaker-phone, and you just throw up your hands in disgust as if to say "What can I do?"
And the boss gives you a sympathetic look
and walks away.
Then you can flip back over to surfing APS through your SSH super-secret proxy firewall connection.