They needed pictures with circles and arrows, and a paragraph on the back describing the approach angle, the getaway, and most important the scene of the crime.
They probably also brought out those laser survey things that the accident reconstruction team uses to explain in minute detail why Humpty Dumpty cannot be put back together again, as well as how fast he was going just before he attepted to defy the laws of physics and gravity.
If he survives, he ought to sue the state and the highway engineer who dreamed up that vertical bump part just before the overpass. If the median had followed its original contour all he would have done is accordioned into the base of the overpass, where they could have collected him the next time the litter patrol passed through the area, instead of going airborn sideways.
stay safe.