Ya got Trouble, my friends, right here,
I say, Trouble right here in River City.
Right here in River City, Trouble with a capital "T"
And that rhymes with C and that stands for Congress
With their pensions and their bennies and self-made pay,
and they got theirs and they want yours
From sea to shining sea
Oh, yes, my friends
You got trouble.
Right here in River city.
With a capital T and that rhymes with D and that stands for Dumb.
Right here in River City.
You got trouble.
Adapted from "76 Trombones"
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