-California will have that devasting earthquake, and folks that are buying ocean front property in Nevada today - will be rich.
-Electoral Votes will be replaced with "Graft Votes" offically. Just have to wait a few more years to fill a few more pockets to get the name changed.
-New York will again be the site of world focus and awe. Bill and Hillary are Grandparents - again.
-More nutrition will come in Pill form, PETA will still be bitching cause the pill tastes like chicken.
-Bears hibernate in New Jersey , everyone left NJ and , hey it was there.
-Bill Gates comes out with yet another OS. This one at 256 bit replaces the 128 bit that replaced the 64 bit Vista.
Once again folks say "who cares" and ...of course this 256 bit system has so many bugs it comes with a can of RAID.
-Some ahole will once again try to prove buckshot is the "Ultimate" for bears. Film at 11.
-UN tank rolls down Main Street Chicago. Little old lady arrested for destruction of Tyranny Property. Not arrested for standing down a Tank, arrested when her old made in USA umbrella whacked the tank made in China, and tank got a dent in it.
-Mick Jagger, Keith Richards Still at it at age 85, proving for sure a Rolling Stone gathers no moss.
-Mardi Gras in New Orleans - the biggest and best ever in its history! Things really improved when the Columbia Drug Lords just flat out bought it.
-New Orlean, Columbia. Former NOLA City Gov't and Police find out how little they thought they new about corruption.
-Update- New Orleans, Columbia : Columbian officials are really pissed as they finished the audit of NOLA they purchased and found 97 folks they thought came with the Gov't - never existed.
-DisneyWorld drew the largest Crowd ever in Mexico. Seems that tunnel from Southern California is going to have to widened - again.
-Gaston Glock is once again changing the firearms industry. At the recent shot show Glock was showing off its new all blue steel revolver in .357 caliber.
-LawDog finishes Part Three of the Pink Gorilla Story.