Money-wise about a half a million bucks would take care of just about everything. I could pay off what I owe in various places and get my car painted with a bit left over for a couple of pallets of ammo and a Maxim gun. Then again, this isn't anything I can't get, it's just that getting it would mean a lot less time with family and a lot more stress. I'm not sure that being a bitter wreck with an ulcer would allow me to enjoy it.
I already have a wife who is the envy of all my friends, and that's only from the stuff they know about. My family is more awesome than I could have possibly imagined. Heck, I'm even on relatively good terms with my mother in law.
What can't I get? A suppressor, maybe. Not legal in Minnesota. But, I could move and get one...
I think I got it - 20/20 vision without surgery would be nice.