There's a lesson here. If you've got an open fifth of Jack in your lap, a loaded revolver on the dashboard and a roach burning in the ashtray, DO NOT drive politely in Austin.
I've been pulled over three times in the past year for apparently little or no reason. After screwing around for some time, one cop determined that I had an out of date inspection sticker and wrote me a ticket. He never would have seen it if he hadn't pulled me over. Second time, I was on my way home from work at night. Cop pulls me over, sits and waits for backup, who came and blocked me in, before approaching. While he took my license & insurance, backup cop is shining a flashlight around in my vehicle from the other side. What's he looking for? A stolen Picasso? Severed head? Dirty bomb? About ten minutes later he comes back and tells me a bulb is burned out on one of my tail lights, hands me my stuff and tells me to have a nice evening. The burned out bulb was one of several that do the same thing, so it wasn't like I was driving with a tail light or brake light out. Nothing illegal. What the hell was that all about? The last time I got pulled over it was because I had a head light out. It had been out for less than 24 hours and I had already gone to two stores to try to replace it. My inspection sticker had just expired and I couldn't get a new sticker with my head light out. I explained to the officer that I was on the way to another store to try to find a replacement light (and I really was). He sees my inspection sticker expired several days before. Another ticket. What ever happened to warnings for minor stuff like this? Why couldn't they give me some tickets to a baseball game?