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That anything like this would be available at SEARS. NSFW even if it's on SEARS I guess...

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_00000000000000004099000000000JS002-BlackP?mv=rr

and,,,(keeping in mind we are the mostly undefeated for nearly 11 seasons now Windsor team) from the Cap'n :

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When we left the range late last night, the score was:

Windsor 1416

Telephone 1415

 However, even though all targets were scored and checked (Okayed), one of the Telephone shooters is protesting two of his targets hoping to get one extra point on each target.

 Since the Chief Range Officer (who normally handles protests) is on the Telephone team, we need to call in an alternate and wait for his decision.

 Cross your fingers.




« Last Edit: March 09, 2011, 03:33:05 PM by 280plus »
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Re: Two things I'm having a hard time getting past today..
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2011, 03:28:40 PM »
Damn it, put a nsfw tag on that link.  :mad:
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Re: Two things I'm having a hard time getting past today..
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2011, 03:33:37 PM »
Damn it, put a nsfw tag on that link.  :mad:

Possibly, a "not safe for humanity" tag.  I'm on my iPhone, that delightful "do nsfw stuff in front of anybody and everybody and they never know device" but I'm still skeeved out.

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Re: Two things I'm having a hard time getting past today..link NSFW
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2011, 03:39:19 PM »
It's a... thong?

A thong that conceals nothing except your 'private parts'?

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Re: Two things I'm having a hard time getting past today..link NSFW
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2011, 03:52:40 PM »
Try this... http://www.sears.com/shc/s/search_10153_12605?keyword=ar15+upper

Actually, what's going on is that Sears is either partnered with Amazon and using them as their front-end as some sort of cross-marketing deal, or is trying to aggregate many smaller vendors with their storefront like Amazon does.

All sorts of crazy stuff on Sears site, but not actually being sold by Sears-Sears.
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Re: Two things I'm having a hard time getting past today..link NSFW
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2011, 03:53:25 PM »
banana hammock, i believe is be the slang.

oh, and there is no sears now. dude bought sears, then kmart had delusions of being the next Warren Buffet. but he bought to soon.

we'll see what happens, but i ain't giving sears more money then i have to. [tinfoil] might buy some stock though. :laugh:

edit: stray ] running around.
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Re: Two things I'm having a hard time getting past today..link NSFW
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2011, 04:01:44 PM »
Just so we're clear, after much serious thought I opted for the good ol' boxer briefs. Somehow I discovered a $60 sears gift card in my wallet, so that's where all this started, and ended too.  :laugh:

You think maybe I shouldn't have sent it to the wife at work?  :O

We'll soon find out.   >:D
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Re: Two things I'm having a hard time getting past today..link NSFW
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2011, 04:06:39 PM »
At a wedding of Mrs. Dual's childhood friend we attended, the groom was being goofy when they registered with the scanner gun, and scanned condoms, and banana-hammock mens thong underwear sold in a plastic tube type stuff as a joke.

So we called his bluff and bought ALL of it.

Didn't go over as well with his rather wealthy and proper Kentucky horse breeding family he came from.  :laugh:
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« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2011, 04:28:22 PM »
Nice!  :lol:
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Re: Two things I'm having a hard time getting past today..link NSFW
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2011, 04:59:02 PM »
It's a... thong?

A thong that conceals nothing except your 'private parts'?



Sears is known to be more of a main stream retailer.  That type of itty bitty underwear didn't used to be part of their repertoir.  Hell, Sears used to be classic Americana.
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Re: Two things I'm having a hard time getting past today..link NSFW
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2011, 05:08:10 PM »
Sears is known to be more of a main stream retailer. 

Wasn't the point of Sears that you could order almost anything?
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2011, 05:10:07 PM »
Wasn't the point of Sears that you could order almost anything?

Kind of yeah. 
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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2011, 05:17:30 PM »
I just left a review for it  >:D
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Re: Two things I'm having a hard time getting past today..link NSFW
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2011, 05:24:25 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo62lx25ngk

is that a real poncho, or is that a sears poncho?
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Re: Two things I'm having a hard time getting past today..link NSFW
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2011, 06:12:28 PM »
I suspect there's a lot of wives who wouldn't mind looking at that. Maybe the "NSFW" should be changed to "NSFH".

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Re: Two things I'm having a hard time getting past today..link NSFW
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2011, 06:22:52 PM »
This one actually features the guy's dong clear as day:
NOT SAFE FOR ANYWHEREhttp://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_00000000000000005509000000000MBL05-BLACKP?mv=rr&i_cntr=1299712777499

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Re: Two things I'm having a hard time getting past today..
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2011, 06:58:21 PM »
Damn it, put a nsfw tag on that link.  :mad:
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Re: Two things I'm having a hard time getting past today..link NSFW
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2011, 06:59:32 PM »
I didn't know Sears sold Japanese slingshots.....

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Re: Two things I'm having a hard time getting past today..link NSFW
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2011, 07:16:56 PM »
It's a... thong?

A thong that conceals nothing except your 'private parts'?



isn't that the definition for thong?
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« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2011, 07:31:50 PM »
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Re: Two things I'm having a hard time getting past today..link NSFW
« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2011, 07:37:13 PM »
This sort of thing goes back a while for Sears.  I may be the only person on this site who remembers 'the man on page 602'.

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Re: Two things I'm having a hard time getting past today..link NSFW
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2011, 07:38:36 PM »
any elephant trunks?
 =D

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« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2011, 07:46:19 PM »
any elephant trunks?
 =D

(i laughed so hard when I saw those I almost  [barf] )


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« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2011, 07:57:42 PM »
My neighbor has an apron that when you pull up on the front, a 10 inch long fabric penis pops out.  I scared the crap out of the wife with it yesterday.

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« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2011, 05:32:18 AM »
I DO remember the man on 602!  :laugh:

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