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Grandpa Shooter

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The perfect income opportunity............
« on: March 17, 2011, 01:16:45 PM »
I am sitting here looking at all of the low cost late model cars on Craigslist.  Then I had a brainstorm like no other.


All you folks need to do is send me some money to get it started, and then you can sit back and watch the money roll in.






I will contact all of the sellers and buy the vehicles they have listed for $2850.00 or $2991, or .........





Then I can turn around and sell them again at a dirt cheap price and we can split the profit 50/50!  How can you turn down a deal like that?  No risk on your part, I do all the work, and we both make money.



PM me for more details.
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Re: The perfect income opportunity............
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2011, 01:18:36 PM »
We could just buy the cars with fake bank-checks for $1000 over the asking price of the car, and ask them to only return $750 of it in cash for their trouble...
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Re: The perfect income opportunity............
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2011, 01:52:04 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on March 17, 2011, 01:18:36 PM
We could just buy the cars with fake bank-checks for $1000 over the asking price of the car, and ask them to only return $750 of it in cash for their trouble...

You would think that somebody had already thought of that one
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Re: The perfect income opportunity............
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2011, 08:40:09 PM »
Quote from: Grandpa Shooter on March 17, 2011, 01:16:45 PM
I am sitting here looking at all of the low cost late model cars on Craigslist.  Then I had a brainstorm like no other.


All you folks need to do is send me some money to get it started, and then you can sit back and watch the money roll in.






I will contact all of the sellers and buy the vehicles they have listed for $2850.00 or $2991, or .........





Then I can turn around and sell them again at a dirt cheap price and we can split the profit 50/50!  How can you turn down a deal like that?  No risk on your part, I do all the work, and we both make money.



PM me for more details.

I take it you're Irish, and have been celebrating Saint Patrick's day?
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Re: The perfect income opportunity............
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2011, 03:08:52 PM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on March 17, 2011, 08:40:09 PM
I take it you're Irish, and have been celebrating Saint Patrick's day?


Actually, in light of the number of threads started about scam emails, I posted it as a joke.  Apparently only AJ Dual got it. =|
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Re: The perfect income opportunity............
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2011, 03:15:01 PM »
Quote from: Grandpa Shooter on March 18, 2011, 03:08:52 PM

Actually, in light of the number of threads started about scam emails, I posted it as a joke.  Apparently only AJ Dual got it. =|

Do we allow joking here now  ???

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Re: The perfect income opportunity............
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2011, 04:04:23 PM »
No you don't.  That's my line of work GS, and I do not want the competition.
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Re: The perfect income opportunity............
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2011, 05:22:08 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on March 18, 2011, 03:15:01 PM
Do we allow joking here now  ???



No, we don't.  Any further humor will result in banned camp.

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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2011, 07:59:50 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on March 18, 2011, 05:22:08 PM
No, we don't.  Any further humor will result in banned camp.

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Oh, did I ever tell you about this one time...    =D
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Re: The perfect income opportunity............
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2011, 08:15:04 PM »
Quote from: Grandpa Shooter on March 18, 2011, 03:08:52 PM

Actually, in light of the number of threads started about scam emails, I posted it as a joke.  Apparently only AJ Dual got it. =|

Oh, I got it. I was just trying to ignore it ...
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Re: The perfect income opportunity............
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2011, 08:24:38 PM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on March 18, 2011, 08:15:04 PM
Oh, I got it. I was just trying to ignore it ...

Have you been talking to my wife again? ;/
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Re: The perfect income opportunity............
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2011, 06:55:51 PM »
Seemed like a good plan to me.   =D
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