I lost my innernetz yesterday. I use Cox for my home innernetz and work from home about 90% or more of the time.
I called Cox when it went down, and they said they'd get to me by afternoon of the next day. Sigh. I knew more people in my neighborhood would eventually be calling, because I saw some unsecured wireless networks that also stopped traffic at the default gateway.
So, I called Verizon to get my phone hooked up to a data plan. I said "sell me the sky... unlimited bandwidth, turn on my phone so it can tether my laptop."
They said "your phone is teh fail. Too old and uncool."
I said, "my contract is up in June... make a note in my account that I can buy a new phone now at a cheep price, and I'll sign a new contract."
They said, "ever heard of HK? Despite the fact you've been a 6 year customer... You suck, and we hate you."
I said... "You'd rather have me pay the measly $75 contract break fee and jump to another carrier?"
They said... "No, we'd rather you buy an Android for $600 instead of $200."
I said... "Bite me."
So, I went down to the Sprint store and got an HTC EVO Shift 4G. I got a badazz data plan with uberunlimited data. Not even a 5GB cap. 100% uncapped. I could hotspot my phone and hook up bittorrent to my laptop and I have no data limit. I got an 8-node hotspot application capability. So now I have redundant internet access when my home internet goes offline. And so much bandwidth that I could, if I wanted to, go on a road trip across country and work theoretically would never be able to tell I was ever out of the office.
Screw you, Verizon. You suck. And I hate you.