R.I.P. Scout26
That's because guys often are drunk, and also because we weren't blessed with the ability to have multiple orgasms. We got cheated.
Not true, in my book.
I wonder if that's true or if it's simply that none of us have ever tried for number 2.
Uh, dare I ask which one of the two is not true?
One (sober) went to double hitter in less then an hour.
....or survived the attempt.....
It's not until number five or six that you start actively regretting it.
I don't recall ever having regretted it.
I don't believe you....where's his obituary?....
He was geared up for three, but had over an hour drive home and was scared he'd fall asleep at the wheel.
Then you weren't doing it right. Sure, it's fun while it lasts, but afterward, it's more like a really bad hangover after getting kicked in the groin a couple times.
Oh...use 'em up and kick 'em out....I see how you are.....
What? I should have invited him to sleep with me.... in HIS car in the college parking lot?