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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2011, 09:38:23 PM »
Any link that has the word "probe" in it just makes me nervous....  [tinfoil]
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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2011, 09:48:21 PM »
Any link that has the word "probe" in it just makes me nervous....  [tinfoil]

WTF?   Why?   How?     Sigh
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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2011, 10:36:51 PM »
WTF?   Why?   How?     Sigh

....as if the spook with the black helicopters doesn't already know.....  [tinfoil]
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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2011, 10:46:46 PM »
....as if the spook with the black dark green helicopters doesn't already know.....  [tinfoil]

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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2011, 11:42:22 PM »
....as if the spook with the black helicopters doesn't already know.....  [tinfoil]

Couple of points.  I was never a spooky.   Dark green helicopters.   I got laid off recently from Sikorsky.  And I suppose i'll never understand the depths of human stupidity.
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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2011, 11:50:10 PM »
Any link that has the word "probe" in it just makes me nervous....  [tinfoil]

LOL...

I was more amused that there's a Ford Probe forum out there than the damage to the motorcycle's electronics from ill-conceived drilling.
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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2011, 12:39:16 AM »
damage to the motorcycle's electronics from ill-conceived drilling.

Many a man has suffered the consequences of ill-conceived drilling.
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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2011, 01:38:36 AM »
Many a man has suffered the consequences of ill-conceived drilling.

http://I LOL'd

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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2011, 02:15:24 AM »
Stupid should hurt. In this case, I'd say it does...
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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2011, 07:15:10 AM »
http://I LOL'd

Sorry, but I'm not connected to your intranet.  Not sure you'd want me to be connected to it in any case.

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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2011, 07:33:17 AM »
Apparently he's not the first one to drill the ECU:

http://www.zxforums.com/forums/zx-6r-forum/14462-fi-light-need-help.html

Gotta wonder about them Kawasaki owners ...
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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2011, 08:08:57 AM »
  And I suppose i'll never understand the depths of human stupidity.

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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2011, 10:14:25 AM »
Stare long enough into the abyss and it stares back.
...and slaps you with a fish.
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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2011, 10:38:11 AM »
Stare long enough into the abyss and it stares back.

'Til you go bibbledy over it.
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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2011, 11:46:54 AM »
Sorry, but I'm not connected to your intranet.  Not sure you'd want me to be connected to it in any case.

stay safe.

Heh, not sure how that protocol popped up.
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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2011, 12:53:02 PM »
I got laid off recently from Sikorsky.
Please tell me the coworker is gone as well.
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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2011, 01:23:48 PM »
Please tell me the coworker is gone as well.

As of hist last posting I believe she WASNT.
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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2011, 09:26:54 AM »
Stare long enough into the abyss and it stares back.
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Re: Some people just shouldn't use tools
« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2011, 11:23:29 AM »
When I worked as an installer at Tape City USA In NO we had an installer working on an MG-B drill through the firewall into the Batt! It shorted out AND leaked acid through the firewall into the interior ruining carpet etc!

ALWAYS look on the OTHER side BEFORE drilling ANYTHING!
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