I had to call a customer this morning about an order he'd placed for a scope. In the course of the conversation he asked me how to go about buying a gun online. He then said he wanted to get a "silencer" for the AR15 he was going to buy, and asked how to do that.
I explained first that the term is "suppressor", and that they don't completely silence a gun, just reduce the noise. He told me he'd been in the Rangers, and he'd fired "silenced" guns before.
I then told him the process for getting the approved Form 4 and tax stamp. I told him it would be a good idea to check first to make sure the chief law enforcement officer in his area signs Form 4's. He said that he was a firefighter and so he shouldn't have a problem.
I said that being a firefighter probably wouldn't have an effect on the stance of a CLEO who doesn't sign Form 4's, and that he should still check on it. He then said that he was a "reserve FBI agent", and could get a "silencer" from the "office" if he really needed one. He said he retired from the FBI because his wife got sick of him being gone all the time, and that's why he's now a firefighter.
Um, yeah, right. Whatever.