Charby, the beard went a couple of years ago. My wife was right in that it did make me look less old (as opposed to "younger").
Brad, it's been lowered 1 1/2" with a Ford racing spring kit. It also has a C&L cold air intake and JLT tuner. The other stuff (rear spoiler, louvers, etc) are obviously cosmetic. I'd love to put a blower on it, but the ones I want are $6K.
Ben, the full route was AL to TN, IL, MO, KS, CO, UT, NV, AZ, NM, TX, OK, AR, MS and then back to AL. Just a bit shy of 4,000 miles. And the only states where I saw any rain were UT and CO, the ones where I really wanted sun.
She can stay out of my favorite vacation spots, then!
As long as those spots don't include New Orleans, New York City, Boston or Martha's Vineyard, you're safe.
Those are her favorite places.