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Here's a winner of a comment. "Anyone who feels they have to eat wildlife has an agenda. They should be in prison or in a mental hospital."
AGENDA:
1. Load up car, check have shells, wildlife decoys.
2. Go where wildlife is, set decoys, settle in blind, wait, use call.
3. Despatch wildlife.
4. Take wildlife from retriever, pat retriever on head, squeegee some of the water off the dog with hands, watch dog's tail wag enthusiastically, duck when dog shakes off remaining water.
5. Dry sprayed water off shotgun.
6. Repeat 3-5 until bag limit reached, pack up, go home.
7. Clean wildlife.
8. Cook wildlife.
9. Eat wildlife, feed some to dog.
10. Burp, loosen belt, sit, look at fireplace with dog --who has the same agenda.
11. Discuss next weekend's agenda with dog, watch tail wag.
