Author Topic: Happy Birthday Oleg!!  (Read 1681 times)

Ron

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Happy Birthday Oleg!!
« on: April 24, 2006, 03:56:07 PM »
Thanks for THR and APS.

May you have many happy birthdays in your future!!

Standing Wolf

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Happy Birthday Oleg!!
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2006, 03:57:18 PM »
I'll second that.
No tyrant should ever be allowed to die of natural causes.

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Happy Birthday Oleg!!
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2006, 04:20:46 PM »
THE BARBARIAN BIRTHDAY DIRGE
                     tune: "Volga Boatmen"
     
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Now you've aged another year
          Now you know that Death is near
         
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Now you are the age you are
                Your demise cannot be far

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Birthdays come but once a year
          Marking time as Death draws near
     
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Long ago your hair turned grey
          Now it's falling out, they say
     
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Burn the castle and storm the keep
          Kill the women, but save the sheep
     
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Indigestion's what you get
          From the enemies you 'et

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
May the candles on your cake
          Burn like cities in your wake.
     
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
May the children in the street
          Be your barbequeing meat
     
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
We love children, yes we do
                Baked or broiled or in a stew
     
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
May your deeds with sheep and yaks
          Equal those with sword and axe
     
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
 They stole your sword, your gold, your house
          Took your sheep but not your spouse
     
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
This one lesson you must learn
          First you pillage, then you burn
     
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
While you eat your birthday stew
          We will loot the town for you,
     
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
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He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Happy Birthday Oleg!!
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2006, 07:17:36 PM »
Happy birthday, Oleg.

Thank you for the presents!


Regards,
Rabbit.
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
Albert Einstein

Perd Hapley

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Happy Birthday Oleg!!
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2006, 08:05:57 PM »
Should I ever be invited, remind me NOT to go to Tuttle's birthday party.  Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2006, 01:10:12 AM »
I love that dirge!

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Happy Birthday Oleg!!
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2006, 02:44:14 AM »
LOL...

This place is too much! Tongue

Happy B Day Oleg!
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Happy Birthday Oleg!!
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2006, 06:22:40 AM »
Hippo, birdie, two ewes,
hippo, birdie, two ewes;
Hippo, birdie, deer, ewes,
hippo, birdie, two ewes!

(hunting birthday song Tongue )
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Happy Birthday Oleg!!
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2006, 07:07:00 AM »
Happy Birthday!

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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2006, 11:13:07 AM »
Happy b-day, and thanks for all the great pics and forums. Smiley
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Happy Birthday Oleg!!
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2006, 11:34:12 AM »
Hey Oleg,  Happy birthday.  May you have many, many more.
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Happy Birthday Oleg!!
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2006, 12:34:58 PM »
Have a great one, Oleg.

You _are_ taking the day off, right?

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Happy Birthday Oleg!!
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2006, 01:14:40 PM »
Happy Birthday!

Brad
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Happy Birthday Oleg!!
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2006, 04:04:43 PM »
Happy Birthday, Oleg!