"We did win, didn't we?"
"No, but if we think fast enough we might just live to lie about it."
Brad
That movie actually had quite a few good quotes
But, Dad, they're not really bad, they're just... stupid.
Martian Soldier: Sir, the Arcturans have destroyed the remainder of the fleet. I sent a distress signal to all ships across the galaxy, BUT we're headed straight into their sun, and our engines are about to explode.
Enforcer Drone: I have not yet begun to fight.
Martian Soldier: Now would be a great time to start.