(one of the spicier quotes in this thread):
"Konnichiwa."
"Konnichiwa is Japanese. It's insulting to Koreans."
"How am I supposed to tell if you can't?"
"The f*** that supposed to mean, white boy?"
"It means you got eyes like apostrophes, you dress white, talk black, and drive Jew, so how am I supposed to know what kind of zipperhead, dog-munching dink you are if you don't?"