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Zombie Apocalypse is Coming - THIS WEEK!!!
« on: October 02, 2011, 06:43:22 PM »
Load your zombie weaponry. Zombie Day is October 8th.

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2011/09/30/zombies-in-city-near/?test=faces
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse is Coming - THIS WEEK!!!
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2011, 08:37:35 PM »
One of the guys I work with helps out with the Asbury park NJ zombie fest.
He said last year that they did not even come close to counting all the people there. They just could not round them all up.
The funneled them off the board walk and onto the beach to count them.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse is Coming - THIS WEEK!!!
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2011, 09:11:22 AM »
One of the guys I work with helps out with the Asbury park NJ zombie fest.
He said last year that they did not even come close to counting all the people there. They just could not round them all up.
The funneled them off the board walk and onto the beach to count them.


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse is Coming - THIS WEEK!!!
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2011, 09:20:56 AM »
The funneled them off the board walk and onto the beach to count them.

I don't think counting is what you're supposed to do with zombies.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse is Coming - THIS WEEK!!!
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2011, 01:02:33 PM »
I don't think counting is what you're supposed to do with zombies.

it is if you plan to napalm or clusterbomb the beach after they are all together and away from buildings!

edit:  I didn't really read the scapegoats post (his fault) so what I wrote does not entirely make sense....  I leave it up for posterity.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2011, 02:33:45 PM by 41magsnub »

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse is Coming - THIS WEEK!!!
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2011, 06:37:39 PM »
Two words: target practice.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse is Coming - THIS WEEK!!!
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2011, 08:47:41 AM »
Gee, what an awesome birthday!  I'm probably going to buy myself an AR, and now I'll have lots of moving targets to try it out on.  Guess I'll need a couple of cases of 5.56...
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse is Coming - THIS WEEK!!!
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2011, 09:28:22 AM »
Well Happy Birthday Chris! Have fun!
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse is Coming - THIS WEEK!!!
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2011, 10:12:58 AM »
Wish I could take credit.

Tulsa Traffic Sign Warns Drivers About Zombies

http://www.newson6.com/story/15630599/tulsa-traffic-sign-issues-warning-about-zombies

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse is Coming - THIS WEEK!!!
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2011, 11:56:40 AM »
Wish I could take credit.

Tulsa Traffic Sign Warns Drivers About Zombies

http://www.newson6.com/story/15630599/tulsa-traffic-sign-issues-warning-about-zombies

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This reminds me that i might be on the road this weekend, and frankly, I'm not sure what armament to bring. Should I prep for classic Romero zombies? Fast neo-Romero zombies? Walking dead zombies? Resident Evil Zombies? Left 4 Dead zombies?
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse is Coming - THIS WEEK!!!
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2011, 12:57:52 PM »
This reminds me that i might be on the road this weekend, and frankly, I'm not sure what armament to bring. Should I prep for classic Romero zombies? Fast neo-Romero zombies? Walking dead zombies? Resident Evil Zombies? Left 4 Dead zombies?

If you're prepared for the fast zombies, you'll probably do okay with the slow ones, too.