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Angelina Jolie
« on: November 02, 2011, 06:55:25 PM »
I've only seen a couple of movies with Angelina Jolie. Last night I watched "The Bone Collector" with her and Denzel Washington. (Good movie, btw).

She's very beautiful, but there's something weird about her. It's almost as though she's computer-generated, as her face is too perfect. It's as though someone typed in "deep blue eyes", "full lips", "high cheekbones" and other features, and the computer outputted her.

It's just odd to me.

That is all.
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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2011, 07:09:24 PM »
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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2011, 07:29:28 PM »
That's amazing. It's also a bit scary being attracted to a computer generated person.
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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2011, 07:35:09 PM »
Pre-Billy-Bob, she was stinkin HOT.  Watch her in Pushing Tin.  Class I Booby alert.
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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2011, 07:41:58 PM »
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Watch her in Pushing Tin.  Class I Booby alert.

I remember that movie. Ayup thar be boobage.

Completely unrelated, but something weird I have noticed is that there seems to be more nipple (and occasional down lower) display in movies from the '80s than today. Why?

 

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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2011, 07:53:56 PM »
She's not real. She was a Weird Science type accident from the Tomb Raider video game.
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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2011, 08:19:09 PM »
Quote from: Avenger29 on November 02, 2011, 07:41:58 PM
I remember that movie. Ayup thar be boobage.

Completely unrelated, but something weird I have noticed is that there seems to be more nipple (and occasional down lower) display in movies from the '80s than today. Why?

 



The same film makers who thought they could be avant garde by showing titty back then realized that today if they keep it PG13 they can make more money.
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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2011, 08:31:33 PM »
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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2011, 09:57:29 PM »
Great actress, but bonkers in real life.

She's also pro gun.

Although, I don't really care for her chosen HD weapon (desert eagel)


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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2011, 10:20:17 PM »
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...she was stinkin HOT

I think the correct word is "smokin". Stinking doesn't sound very complimentary. ;)

She needs some sort of imperfection, like a small mole or something.
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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2011, 11:35:57 PM »
Crazy's not enough imperfection for you?
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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2011, 11:43:44 PM »
She was amazing in GIA.
If she's computer generated, would her computer generation in Beowulf be a little like dividing by zero?  ???  :P

I don't believe she's computer generated. She has a mole (aka "beauty mark" to us wimmens) & I recall an interview where she said she was made fun of in school for having big lips.
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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2011, 11:46:50 PM »
Quote from: fistful on November 02, 2011, 11:35:57 PM
Crazy's not enough imperfection for you?

Ah.  With my dating criteria, that is known as a "feature", not a "bug".

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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2011, 12:28:54 AM »
Maybe it's just me but I thought she looked to skinny in Wanted.
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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2011, 12:57:11 AM »
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I recall an interview where she said she was made fun of in school for having big lips.

Probably not by any guys over the age of 15. ;)
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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2011, 12:57:21 AM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on November 02, 2011, 06:55:25 PM
She's very beautiful, but there's something weird about her. It's almost as though she's computer-generated, as her face is too perfect. It's as though someone typed in "deep blue eyes", "full lips", "high cheekbones" and other features, and the computer outputted her.

There's a local bartician who, aside from the lips, is a dead-ringer for her and a good friend of mine.  She's got an interesting ethnic background comprising of Cherokee, Scottish, Japanese, and Egyptian (I forget the actual ratio). She's also a HUGE Firefly/general sci-fi geek, ex-USMC, and an overall great person to hang out with.

And yes, she's married.  =(
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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2011, 02:08:01 AM »
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And yes, she's married. 

I can change that, for the right price. ;)
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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2011, 08:03:06 AM »
She's had a lot of post-partum modifications to achieve that look.  Yeah, great starting point, but ML's suspicion that her look was made to order is not too far off the mark.
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Re: Angelina Jolie
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2011, 10:05:50 AM »
A really good friend of mine looks like she could be Angelina's near-twin sister (face-wise) and is just as bonkers.  I'll try to find a picture.   Same lips as OEM Angelina (hackers/Gia one)
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